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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
no one will ever understand you. no one. its all bullshit






https://i.imgur.com/PCDOsMO.mp4

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
and yet authors continue to write prefaces knowing nobody reads them

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
woww... so you had an old bitch you respected and wanted to write a booK? amazing stuff. thank god this shipped out on a million copies telling us all. i would have never known.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
lol

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
What if it's a really profound book?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I Love You
no books are good. Ignorance is bliss

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
singing "one toke over the line" only it's "one line over the line"

Zedhe Khoja
Nov 10, 2017

sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna
I always read the preface to my history books.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Foo Diddley posted:

singing "one toke over the line" only it's "one line over the line"

several lines over the line, sweet buddykins

several lines over the liiiiine

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/realphilhendrie/status/1393716935641157638?s=19

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Thats some malarkey

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
my god buddykins has abandoned his post

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
i had a dream where i fought volcano flows with a hose//bucket. absolutely badass dream. many neighbors did not have my bravery

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

ok boomer

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


https://twitter.com/janoskapuvari/status/1396785343106621442?s=19

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


die already you old rear end boomer bish

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

lmfao

https://twitter.com/realphilhendrie/status/1396818278706733063?s=20

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


ArmZ posted:

die already you old rear end boomer bish

i thought that was a joke, is that an actual thing?

knotts berry farm concert?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


googling now tells me knotts berry farm is not just some hokey place for u pick berries but some kind of actual theme park with roller coasters. man, that's weird

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Homeless Friend posted:

i had a dream where i fought volcano flows with a hose//bucket. absolutely badass dream. many neighbors did not have my bravery

Hahafuck yeah take that nature!!!

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Homeless Friend posted:

i had a dream where i fought volcano flows with a hose//bucket. absolutely badass dream. many neighbors did not have my bravery

I had a dream where I had to fight a gorilla. Not in the wild or anything, in a boxing ring. Like an exhibition match. So I get in the ring with this gorilla and it's really small? Like a regular gorilla, just two feet tall. So in my dream I lift it up and just throw the fucker out of the ring, and the crowd starts booing. That's when my alarm went off.

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

some plague rats posted:

I had a dream where I had to fight a gorilla. Not in the wild or anything, in a boxing ring. Like an exhibition match. So I get in the ring with this gorilla and it's really small? Like a regular gorilla, just two feet tall. So in my dream I lift it up and just throw the fucker out of the ring, and the crowd starts booing. That's when my alarm went off.

They wanted blood, and you didn't deliver.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I think I have a subconscious belief that if I succeed too easily people will be mad at me. It's that or I'm convinced if I needed to I could defeat most primates in hand to hand combat

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

some plague rats posted:

I think I have a subconscious belief that if I succeed too easily people will be mad at me. It's that or I'm convinced if I needed to I could defeat most primates in hand to hand combat

Both are healthy and appropriate attitudes. Killing a capuchin with a rear naked choke is the most life affirming action.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

Mr. Lobe posted:

googling now tells me knotts berry farm is not just some hokey place for u pick berries but some kind of actual theme park with roller coasters. man, that's weird

Yeah, Led Zepp never played there in 1969 though.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Guess she's not Sweareninagain

https://twitter.com/paulajean2020/status/1397397066733678592?s=19

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

The hotter, the wetter, the better
:synpa:

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


You did it

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