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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Its Jeffrey's birthday today! Lets wish him a good one ITT.
 
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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Hey Jeff! I still hardly know ya but you seem like a cool dude with excellent videogame tastes. I figure you're actually celebrating your birthday instead of spending another day dealing with us, your weird maladjusted & obsessive children. You're a lot cooler than the other guy and I wish you the best in your virtual and nonvirtual life.

This thread feels already short on images so heres one with some shaman blessing a machine gun. May your day be as blessed as this murder machine.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Who?

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Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
Geoffrey of Yeospeos

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Inept
Jul 8, 2003

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Who?

Toys R Us Giraffe

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
So do we all clap and sing or just give him the free brownie?

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


 Happy your birthday sucks of your operating system sucks geoffery

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

 Sure why not

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Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
His birthday is not until May 21st

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Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
:ninja: How would you know? :ninja:

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 The giraffe from Toys-R-Us?

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Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Linux Pirate posted:

Happy your birthday sucks of your operating system sucks geoffery

Getting your OS sucked off is a good birthday gift

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Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQO1jOXLeg

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Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



 Why not treat yourself to some fancy cookies, Jeff?

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zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

Nessus posted:

Why not treat yourself to some fancy cookies, Jeff?

I like Goldbellys

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Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017
 im gay

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

rear end in a top hat Rose posted:

im gay

I'm gay for Jeffrey

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Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017

sexy tiger boobs posted:

I'm gay for Jeffrey
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Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!
Congratulations Jeff.

You took advantage of someone on the tail end of a gangbang. I hope you feel like a man.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Scald posted:

Congratulations Jeff.

You took advantage of someone on the tail end of a gangbang. I hope you feel like a man.

That was me and I was fine w/it

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

 :cheers:

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




 Enjoy your stupid cake!
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Raere
Dec 13, 2007

 Pity bump for a great owner but terrible op

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Raere posted:

Pity bump for a great owner but terrible op
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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



 happy birthday internet dad #2

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