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You know how they say you should have a glass of water between every alcoholic drink? How about an alcoholic beverage where that in-between glass of water has already been mixed in to the beverage itself!!! No more hangovers!
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That's just beer you genius
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Feb 8, 2021 13:38
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BigBadSteve posted:You just know you're still gonna lose that one piece. not a problem, you can always buy a new complete set for full price!
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Feb 8, 2021 13:52
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a machine like in Captain America that turns you into a buff superhero except does it just by injecting saline into all your muscles
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Feb 8, 2021 14:28
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Colonel Cancer posted:That's just beer you genius edit: (tm) (tm) (tm)
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Feb 8, 2021 14:41
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JOHN SKELETON posted:So are you saying you don't need to drink any water if you're just drinking beer the whole night? ENjoy your hangover IDIOT, I'll be over here making millions selling my Alco-Water How about one of the variants is beer flavored Alco-Water I'll take my 50% idea guy cut of the profits thanks
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Feb 8, 2021 14:49
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there's been several kinds of alcowater already invented you should be able to take the wheels off your car and bolt legs into the wheelholes and mech walk to your destination
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Feb 9, 2021 18:18
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JOHN SKELETON posted:You know how they say you should have a glass of water between every alcoholic drink? Mozi posted:a machine like in Captain America that turns you into a buff superhero except does it just by injecting saline into all your muscles
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Feb 9, 2021 19:00
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SniperWoreConverse posted:there's been several kinds of alcowater already invented or just have the car transform into a mech. Way easier
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Feb 11, 2021 20:16
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Auto Moonwalking shoes
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Feb 12, 2021 05:53
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Auto-walking moon shoes
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Feb 12, 2021 06:42
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money, but everybody gets it.
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Feb 12, 2021 06:59
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A bicycle, but powered by an internal combustion/electric motor instead of pedals, with a twist accelerator.
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Feb 20, 2021 12:46
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Mister Facetious posted:A bicycle, but powered by an internal combustion/electric motor instead of pedals, with a twist accelerator. Two of these, welded together. Maybe with a few comfortable seats.
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Feb 24, 2021 13:02
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A dildo for your butte
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Feb 24, 2021 13:24
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Alcohol that makes you a kind, loving father to your children
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Feb 24, 2021 13:31
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capsaicin that doesn't make my rear end in a top hat or guts hurt regardless of oral or anal route
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Feb 24, 2021 13:37
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Feetless birds
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Feb 24, 2021 13:39
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BEER but its got a PUSSY LOL da boys in the room know what im talkin about ayy
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Feb 24, 2021 13:40
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Grass that doesn't need to be mowed and tastes great
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Feb 24, 2021 13:48
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Toenails that don't need to be clipped and taste great
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Feb 24, 2021 13:50
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Smugworth posted:Grass that doesn't need to be mowed and tastes great My friend, have you tried wood sorrel?
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Feb 24, 2021 13:57
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Many auto manufacturers are moving to smaller, turbocharged internal combustion engines to meet CAFE standards while still having a decent amount of power while they develop their upcoming electric products. What I'd like to propose is that they reroute the air from the diverter/recirc/blow-off valve to a pneumatic-powered dildo in the driver's seat. With cars having upwards of 10 forward gears currently, every green lights would bring a smile during your commute.
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Feb 24, 2021 13:58
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A poison so deadly that a fatal dose will kill a person.
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Feb 24, 2021 14:06
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Turkey gravy flavored bubblegum, for when you have to work on holidays and miss out on family dinners
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Feb 24, 2021 14:08
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Smugworth posted:Grass that doesn't need to be mowed and tastes great that's all grass, if you're a cow
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Feb 24, 2021 14:11
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A heat sink that is implanted into the groin which does away with the need for external testes once and for all, affording men the comfort and security they deserve.
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Feb 24, 2021 14:18
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Mojo Jojo posted:Dr When should be about identifying which character is the doctor Dr When, where it's always the same actors but each episode all the characters are swapped round and they all carry on as normal.
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Feb 24, 2021 14:19
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Dr What?! The Dr is hard of hearing and refuses to admit it or seek treatment
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Feb 24, 2021 14:24
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Dr. How! Instead of wielding a magic screwdriver, he uses rationality and logic to mansplain why aliens aren't real and time travel is impossible
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Feb 24, 2021 14:26
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Dr. Choom, a young Barack Obama and his gang travel through time solving mysteries
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Feb 24, 2021 14:29
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Two dollars.
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Feb 24, 2021 14:34
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A balldo for your taint
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Feb 24, 2021 14:44
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Dr.Smasher posted:A Tesla car, but with with an internal combustion engine from the 1950s. Not from the '50s, but still an ICE swap into an electric (and into a Fisker, not a Tesla): https://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/news/a29461/bob-lutz-fisker-karma-vlf-destino/
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Feb 24, 2021 16:14
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A Tesla car but when you buy it you're allowed to kick Elon Musk in the balls.
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Feb 24, 2021 16:18
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Big Beef City posted:A reboot of the Dr. who franchise retitled Dr. When and each episode is based on wondering when he'll show up if at all "Who are you?" "You can call me the Soon-to-be Doctor." "You'll be a doctor when?" *the Soon-to-be Doctor grins and winks at the audience*
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