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 I use this image to drum up interest
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Feb 24, 2021 15:33
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Rent a billboard normally used by religious nuts in the middle podunk nowheresville
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Big Beef City posted:Rent a billboard normally used by religious nuts in the middle podunk nowheresville somewhere in missouri maybe
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we need brand recognition, have we considered investing in Corn? Think of how many new users we'd get if everyone was buying SomethingAwful brand corn in every supermarket!
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Feb 24, 2021 17:11
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We start a backyard wrestling federation to show how loving extreme we are about posting!
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Feb 24, 2021 17:49
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A Bakers Cousin posted:
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Feb 24, 2021 20:12
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Have a bunch of goons post trip reports about destroying their nuts with Balldos
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Feb 26, 2021 06:39
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A free cumsock with every Forums registration. Pre-filled.
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Billboards starting 3 or 4 counties out from all directions.
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BALLS DILDO posted:newspaper voxpops, i spearheaded this movement in 2008: 
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Word of mouth. Give away plat for people that have something awful dot com tattooed on their tongues
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Hire a Mexican mariachi band to play outside the post office in Winchester, VA each Tuesday at noon and wait for it to go viral.
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We serve so much alphabet soup that the laws of chance practically guaranteed that someone's soup will tell them to visit the site.
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Three words: Russian troll farm.
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Bitterly point out how everything on the Internet actually totally has its roots in somethingawful.com
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Horderves hour and brunch once a week. Then once a month we do a pancake breakfast to bring in the boomers.
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A Bakers Cousin posted:
This is loving amazing
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My bro is a internet guru he said a blog is how you become the seo of a company so there you go we should make a blog
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I heard it mentioned in the drama thread that SA once had like, a majority of internet content either created here or created as a result of concepts percolated on here. It could have been spun into an amazingly success content network- but that ship has sailed. Outside of finding good content creators on the site and signing them on to a mutual-promotion network I have no idea.
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The reason Lowtax turned into a bitter broken shell of a man is regret over failing to capitalize on having invented "Let's Play!"
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Less talk, more rock!
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feelix posted:The reason Lowtax turned into a bitter broken shell of a man is regret over failing to capitalize on having invented "Let's Play!" also Marble Hornets/Slenderman which may or may not have been profitable if spun out but at least copywriting "Slenderman"would have prevented at least one lovely movie from being made.
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 maybe?https://i.imgur.com/KiLwnUe.jpg
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There is a lot of great content which needs to to be highlighted in CC, GBS, gently caress even FYAD. Collate it and put it on the loving front page and people will want to be a part of it. boom problem solved.
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Put "something awful" on the side of a freight ship and jam it across the Suez canal
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Release a comedy single about the forums
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Jailbrekr posted:There is a lot of great content which needs to to be highlighted in CC, GBS, gently caress even FYAD. Collate it and put it on the loving front page and people will want to be a part of it. please this is a serious topic, can you suggest something realistic here? Colonel Cancer posted:Put "something awful" on the side of a freight ship and jam it across the Suez canal like this, this is genius. Great work team
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Hands On a Goonbody contest!
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