Confused time travelers

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A group of ninjas travel to 2021 from the past and don't hang around long enough to figure out what's really going on so they assume that their kind has taken over the world

# ? Feb 3, 2021 19:04

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:06

alexandriao

Cubone posted:

hehe

# ? Feb 3, 2021 22:15

Finger Prince

Hideo, did you see that?? Ninjas everywhere!

I did Takoshi, I did. Some of them... they did not appear well versed in the art of stealth.

You speak the truth, Hideo. They also seem as unconcerned about hiding their identity as Gaijin Joe, with his enormous nose constantly hanging over his ninja mask!

Haha! I am surprised nobody has caught and executed Gaijin Joe yet! His ninja mask etiquette is truly the worst!

# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:17

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early 1900's time travellers just assuming the spanish flu never ended

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# ? Feb 3, 2021 23:21

Macnult

two medieval peasants trying cheeseburgers for the first time. one is completely bewildered by the flavor, the other is pissed because for some reason they suddenly can�t taste anything

# ? Feb 4, 2021 00:03

Finger Prince

Macnult posted:

two medieval peasants trying cheeseburgers for the first time. one is completely bewildered by the flavor, the other is pissed because for some reason they suddenly can�t taste anything

Ah, the old no-taste plague. Shall I call the body collector, or will'st thou just be carving "Pray, Toil, Die" above thine mantle?

# ? Feb 4, 2021 00:39

Macnult

Finger Prince posted:

Ah, the old no-taste plague. Shall I call the body collector, or will'st thou just be carving "Pray, Toil, Die" above thine mantle?

[kid on a skateboard staring at the plague doctor blankly]

# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:20

Macnult

victorian-era woman: her wet what WHAT?!

# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:20

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# ? Feb 4, 2021 02:33

google THIS

"Tell me, do they still tell stories of my hunting prowess?"

"Well you see, Mr. Nimrod, there was this bunny..."

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:33

Finger Prince

I say, that boy actor is very convincing in role of the heroine. I'd almost believe him to be a lady were he not so obviously fair.

# ? Feb 4, 2021 03:41

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

It wasn't just the ONE time at band camp.

There were many others they had to experience as well, including an awkward one that involved a flute...

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# ? Feb 4, 2021 07:23

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

google THIS posted:

"Tell me, do they still tell stories of my hunting prowess?"

"Well you see, Mr. Nimrod, there was this bunny..."

# ? Feb 4, 2021 14:56

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

"no YOU don't get it jesus, it's called the gospel of prosperity..."

# ? Feb 4, 2021 15:00

biosterous

time travellers from 1989 coming to 2015 and being really disappointed

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# ? Feb 4, 2021 15:11

google THIS

Time travelers from 1949 to 1984 being somewhat relieved

# ? Feb 4, 2021 20:07

Derpies: by sebmojo

*Caveman emerges from a portal in Washington DC*

Qanon Chud: THE STORM IS COMING

# ? Feb 4, 2021 20:11

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

traveler from the future says "oh, we must have dropped in just as the COVID-21 pandemic was beginning"

"do you mean COVID-19?"

time traveler: "ohhhhh. ohh, i am so sorry you had to find out this way"

# ? Feb 4, 2021 20:18