TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Looking for something wholesome, and more recent. It was within the last few years, and I'm pretty sure I saw it on imgur.

It was a viral video (or videos?) of a young kid who really likes a certain vegetable, I think it was broccoli. And he got to go to a broccoli farm and ride the tractor and take a bunch home. It is not Tariq, the kid who loves corn.

zarbicore posted:

Can someone help me find the threads here where this guy called Mr Boone who claimed to be an alien?

peabody624 posted:

Searching for more posts by "Mr. Boone". I found the original thread (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3119253) but I distinctly remember searching for it again on google a year or two after and finding a thread "Mr. Boone is back!" or something like that. Someone may have even linked to another thread by him there but if they did it was already archived and I did not have platinum at the time. Even with platinum now I am having trouble finding any other posts by him (profile post history does not work). Could anyone help me out here?

Found the Boone is Back! thread by pure chance (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3490435), curious if there were any more posts by him though.

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LargeHadron posted:

I’m looking for an old internet thread (I don’t know what forum) where a guy is describing getting weighed in water (??) with his sister, and his sister pulls her hair back and is loving every minute of it. He keeps saying that phrase and it sounds ridiculous.

Grassy Knowles posted:

Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low

Edit: replaced with archive link

lobster shirt posted:

King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches.

As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters.

He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses.

"You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn't listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won't get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!"
"Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!"

King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood.

"Bring him here. Good. Give me his file." The king looked over the prisoner's dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender. "You'll never get away with this! Never!"
"Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself."
"Praise be to Allah, seenyor."
"Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!"
"Oh, no, not anything as gauche as that."

The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man's helpless neck.

"Now you are immune to rubella."

Kyle's lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama's stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk.

"Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion."

The three figures appeared live via satelite.

"Gentlemen," began Obama darkly, "it's time to have... a conversation."

pentyne posted:

12:05 PM eastern standard time, the Muslims have vanished. Check for yourself if you don't believe me. Where have they gone to?

There is speculation, of course. Scientists mention a cosmic storm that passed the Earth on January 20. A man says they are all in caves. Certain groups lament a faulty Rapture. A woman says he has taken their power and absorbed it into himself. She means Barack Obama. I doubt it, but he does seem somehow taller. The ground rumbles at times. The breaking news says WASHINGTON DC, with red concentric circles. I'm uneasy, but what can we do? Terror is defeated and if Obama were a Muslim, he'd be just as gone as them. There's no cause for alarm.

Within months, Barack Obama has declared a war on vague unease. It's a good idea, because frankly we could all use some peace of mind. Approval rating is higher than ever now that the Muslims had left, but I don't think we are happy yet. His eyes are shining sometimes, as a deer's eyes shine in a flashlight beam. Small fissures criss-cross the pavement. Trees are swaying, but the breeze is gone. Something is changing in our world.

Aeroplanes don't exist anymore. Scientists explain that the density of the air is too low to support their wings. Then how do we breathe?! We should have died by now, but I think we are evolving. Our bodies haven't changed, but the atmosphere..

One man says it was the rapture after all, and we have since entered the Kingdom of God. Barack is now the size of an oak tree. He sleeps outside since the rains have ceased, and his skin is thick to bullets. Now he wanders through he countryside impassively. He ignores a rural photo-op. He studies a leaf for twenty days. Only a fool would call this Heaven.

Satellites fall to earth like rain used to. No friction burns them away, so we trudge past countless flecks of solar panel and ribbons of golden cloth. It's a silent car crash every few hours, though cars themselves no longer run. No oxygen remains to ignite their fuel. Obama strides across the landscape, taller than the Freedom Tower. We've given up on assassination; all men are immortal now, and guns no longer fire.

I'm starting to wish the Muslims were back.

We found them with a telescope. Images of a colony on the right side of the moon. See the parts that jut from the lower right? I think they're mosques. Soon they are visible to the naked eye, but how? Their cities are enormous. We watch them as they live and die. They have our former atmosphere; the moon is fringed with blue. "Look at how they wield their guns," writes a man. "I always said he'd take our guns away." They eat and sleep like we once did, building worthless ziggurats. We have everything we wanted, but oh how we envy their strife!

It's long been clear that Obama brought this uncomfortable perfection upon us, but I can't bring myself to blame him for it. He's reminded us all of how our lives had been discarded out of fear. I know now why he grows each day. In time, when we are ready he will reach out into space. He will raise us up in his great hand, to this new Earth that gleams like a frozen star. And if Obama does not carry us, we can climb...

Dr.D-O posted:

I've posted in one of these threads before and never found what I'm looking for. Previously people have suggested Concrete TV, but that is most definitely not what I'm looking for.

I used to be a member of Cinemageddon, a torrent-tracking website that traffics in weird video content. When I say weird I mean usually old VHS tapes that you can't easily buy, basically the sort of stuff you'd see nowadays on RedLetterMedia's YouTube channel.

Anyways, there was a torrent on that website for a web show that entirely consisted of video montages from old VHS tapes or older movies. Each episode was around 30-minutes long and had a theme (e.g., Christmas, aliens, horror) and the montages would cut together so that similar moments across different pieces of media (e.g., kids meeting Santa Claus) would happen next to one another.

All I can remember to help identify this series is that one of the production cards (I think at the end) had a skeleton or a skull done up to look sort of like an Andy Warhol painting.

I had the entire series downloaded on an old hard drive and would put it on during parties since it provided thematic background noise. However, that hard drive has since died and I have since lost access to Cinemageddon.

If anyone has any idea what this series is called OR if you have a Cinemageddon invitation so that I can search for it myself (I'm a good seeder now, I swear! I have stats to prove it), I would be in your debt.

Maha posted:

Does anyone remember a series of Flash movies that were popular on Newgrounds maybe 15-20 years ago that were like, a series of vignettes set to music with colorful characters doing stuff in an anime city? I think the protagonist had a striped scarf or hat, and the animator was a native Spanish speaker.

Guigui posted:

Here is one that has me stumped...

There was a flash animation, starring the late Steve Irwin (crocodile hunter). Only, it is a parody of him examining the most dangerous animal of all - the child. There's a scene where a bully is relocated from a playground into the wild (where it is swooped up by a vulture), a scene where a very large dog walker (walking a dead dog) has a knife fall into their back and not bat an eye, and Steve trying to wrestle a 'rabid' kid who is power-eating sugar...

Its not a Joe Cartoon comic, and its not Weeble-stuff like in animation. It *might* have been reposted on ebaums world. A search on newgrounds turned up empty... It would have been on the animator's original website, which had some other good stuff as well.

I only remember it now, as there was a comment that Steve himself saw the animation and thought it funny in good taste...

charms posted:

you had a knight sidekick whose only line was singing this little tune that went "Dootch-dootch doo-doooo". He also sang a tragic version of it when you got him killed.

Carthag Tuek posted:

looking for a comedy sketch video, it was on youtube in the early days.

i dont remember anything about it at all, except theres some kind of "getting ready" montage that uses the opening riff from Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8

Old Man Pants posted:

A super old game that involved solving math puzzles to move around some weird house

Old Man Pants posted:

A super old game that involved solving math puzzles to move around some weird house

Tenkaris posted:

Hi friend. Maybe this?

https://youtu.be/Q5QJ9i_o5vo?si=i_P8Z8zYI6R-rzXD

kntfkr posted:

I have this band's limited discography on a dead harddrive

they vanished before streaming. this is the only song i can find of theirs

i love slowcore and wish i could get the rest of them songs back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfTndjmtA6A

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Their latest album and some songs from earlier ones are free to download through their webpage: http://www.avoidancetheory.com/music.php