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blight rhino posted:if you're a fat gently caress, and manage to lose 30-50lbs (feral hogs) quote:Losing weight will only increase your penis size visually.
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blight rhino posted:if you're a fat gently caress, and manage to lose 30-50lbs (feral hogs) I can confirm this as true. I’ve lost about 115 pounds in the past couple years and my dick has benefited quite a bit
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Mar 6, 2021 03:24
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Also, how are we measuring this? I don't want to get into too much detail but my penis can actually vary in length. Are we using the average or median maybe, I don't want to be messing around with timetables and spreadsheets. /edited to remove identifying info. Ratios and Tendency fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Mar 6, 2021 |
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Mar 6, 2021 04:30
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Bite sized.
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Mar 6, 2021 05:45
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Andropenis. Considering buying it
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Mar 12, 2021 05:31
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Do it ironically posted:My mom said it was just fine and any girl should be so lucky to have me as their spouse :3, she said this last week on my 38th birthday Funny she told me the same thing
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Mar 12, 2021 05:58
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It is average but the width is decent, but only because I have a vericose vein that is freakishly large.
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Mar 12, 2021 19:51
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I ordered every single penis enlargement pill that my email told me to and it has given my dick 12 different cancers so it's a pretty good size from all the tumors, if a bit unorthodox shapewise
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Mar 12, 2021 19:57
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Icochet posted:I ordered every single penis enlargement pill that my email told me to and it has given my dick 12 different cancers so it's a pretty good size from all the tumors, if a bit unorthodox shapewise Malignant, for her pleasure.
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Mar 12, 2021 20:01
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The size of my dick is in direct correlation to the size of her tittays OP
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Mar 13, 2021 08:22
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dick so big you could see it from the front
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Mar 13, 2021 17:57
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Mar 13, 2021 18:34
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To answer ops question: like a Pringles tube
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Mar 13, 2021 18:36
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I'm a tower, not a shower
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Mar 13, 2021 18:44
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Hey nerds at CERN, I've got your elusive subatomic particle right here
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Mar 13, 2021 18:45
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Drone_Fragger posted:To answer ops question: like a Pringles tube Full of crispy bits?
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Mar 13, 2021 19:00
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Stoatbringer posted:Full of crispy bits? Completely fabricated, filled with starch
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Mar 13, 2021 19:02
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Once you pop, you can't stop!
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Mar 13, 2021 19:51
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I have no idea. You see, in my early adulthood, I was often involved in sexual congress with a variety of partners. But none of them ever commented on my dick's size. I had seen porn, knew that the recipient was supposed to say "Oh you're so big" or "Give me that huge dick" or the like, but I never heard any of it. I began to think that this meant I had a small lil' weenie. My insecurities became obsession, and I spent my days and nights in a sleepless, unblinking state as I pondered how to enlarge my tiny dork. I studied radical home remedies and concoctions, choking them all down to try to gain girth in my shrimpy dingus. My studies soon took a turn into some more... theoretical territory, scouring the darkest corners of libraries in search of a way to magnify my miniscule meat monster. I'll spare the boring details, but eventually I found myself collaborating with a Theoretical Quantum Physicist from Nairobi and a Wiccan Curse Shaman from Stavanger. By combining a particle collider with a demonic pact, I was going to finally add some size to my itsy-bitsy rinky-dink. But a my automatic air freshener triggered during the experiment, and suddenly my less-than-average pen0r was gone! After weeks of taking readings and some weird scientific/seance poo poo I don't understand and can't possibly understand, my collaborators and I discovered that every possible alternate reality version of myself had done the same experiment at the same time, with the same accident occurring, and therefore the same results! Now all of my collective dicks exist as an out-of-phase cloud of energy, invisible and undetectable without special equipment. The cloud roams at random, transmitting waves of stimulation back to my brain(s) through some unknowable transmission process. The cloud will manifest occasionally, but most people confuse seeing it with ghost sighting, or misinterpret its explorations as a slight and sudden chill. And I never once thought to measure it with a ruler or tape measure. The associates who assisted me with the endeavor fled in disgust, and I fear I shalln't see them again. Later, one of my previous partners told me they thought I had a pretty large penis, but never said anything, because they didn't want me to, like, get a big head about it or anything.
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Mar 13, 2021 22:13
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Mar 13, 2021 23:45
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Icochet posted:Hey nerds at CERN, I've got your elusive subatomic particle right here Rip off your dick and give it to me. I got a microwave and an IBM
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