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Deep Glove Bruno

yung swamp thang
we've had forensics in to take a look at the stiff - they've been in there for four hours and all they've got for a description of the body is a chain of words, one from each investigator, a sort of group stream of consciousness thing... it's on the tip of my tongue

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Prof. Crocodile

police chief Vladimir: get that witness to talk!
detective pozzo: it’s no use chief, he’s lost his hat.
Vladimir: his hat?
pozzo: he can’t think without his hat.

*dum dum*

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
We've got to narrow down the suspects. The killer could by anyone in this city who dances naked around a crucified goat carcass while playing Vivaldi's Four Seasons and screaming Samuel Beckett quotations. Literally anyone.

Manifisto


we got an unusual problem here, boys. we've got plenty of cold blooded killers in custody but, um, as of yet no actual victim. it's six murderers in search of a corpse.


ty nesamdoom!

Gramps


I had a dream that a bowl of fruit told me to check the crawlspace at the old chuck e cheese for a pair of bowling shoes. Detective Greene- get over there and tell me what size they are. Something tells me this is just the beginning

Heather Papps

hello friend


minecraft_holmes posted:

ces't ne pas une knife

*BLAM*



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

alexandriao posted:

unrelated but do you sell bacon tacos and if so where can i buy one thank you

I don't, but if I did, you'd need to wait about a million years, and then motivate your skeletal remains just past the marshmallow lake to the big pink rock (no, not that one) and take a right until you get to the dumpster. Look for the unicorn and I'll be standing right behind him with a bacon taco cart. I'll sell you some horchata to go with it but you'll need to bring your own Klein bottle. Reduce, reuse, recycle, reimagine the nature of reality.



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