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i'm not a computer toucher by trade but i'm the most tech-literate person who works there so it's me who ends up fixing things today's play: microsoft access suddenly forgets how to do something bios: hello access, please import this file and add it to the database access: i don't see a file bios: it's in the \imports\incoming\ folder, just like it always is access: i don't see anything. i don't think that's a real folder bios: you imported stuff from there last week access: i know lol bios: can you see \imports\archive\? access: yup bios: and everything else in the database is still there? access: of course bios: so how about importing the file? access: there is no file and the folder doesn't exist lol bios opens the vba and changes $dbpath & "\imports\incoming\" to [the entire filepath] bios: can you see the file now access: oh yes, there it is i see it! bios: please import the file access: the file doesn't exist and that path doesn't exist though bios: you are a gently caress access: yup lol
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a previous adventure: express digital is a complete mystery bios: hello express, it is time to do Annoying Tasks With Photos! express: this is my purpose bios: okay we have done the prep, please output them for Task 1 express: yeah okay done bios: great! also where are the original pictures and data, where have you put them? express: they're here in \filepath\that\doesn't\loving\exist bios: ... bios: that's not possible express: that's where i put them bios: that's not a filepath, i've looked and there's nothing like that express: i'm looking at them right now, the pics and data! bios: ... okay whatever, please do Task 2 with the pictures and data express: the pictures and data don't exist so i'm outputting nothing bios: the gently caress express: i looked in the filepath and it doesn't exist, so i outputted nothing. i am a Good Program bios: no
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Mar 2, 2021 02:09
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express 2: digital worse bios: i'm giving you administrator privileges, okay? express: yeah rad bios: okay please do task 1, please save the files somewhere that is real, please express: okay, they're in \actual\real\filepath\ bios: oh excellent! great! task 2 please now? express: okay, done, here are your things bios: wow, i'm glad that worked. okay now let's grab something off the network express: the network doesn't exist though bios: ... even though you could access it fine before you had elevated permissions express: yep! bios: okay how about a mapped network drive, let's do things that way instead express: no such drive lol bios: the mapped network drive you were working with before express: yeah! i know the one, it is not real bios: you are very inconsiderate
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Mar 2, 2021 02:13
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boss: hi bios please come in and fix things everything is broken bios: can you be more specific maybe boss: things aren't working and they should be bios: ... ok
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Mar 2, 2021 02:16
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printer: no bios: please printer: don't wanna bios: what if i restart the print spooler printer: gently caress yes i love printing yessss boss: please teach me how to do this so i can promptly forget
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Mar 2, 2021 02:22
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boss: hi bios we can't connect to the database all of a sudden bios: did you install $program, despite me saying you shouldn't boss: yup bios: oh
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Mar 2, 2021 03:09
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bios: hi express, it is time for task three express: i'm good at that bios: please do the Thing, and then output all the images as 4x6 jpgs express: i can't bios: why express: i'm waiting for the raster printer to be on bios: the 4x6 raster printer is on express: i want the 5x7 raster printer. i can't print a 4x6 with the 4x6 printer. give me the 5x7 printer please bios: ... ok
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Mar 2, 2021 03:10
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boss: hi bios, i used the find & replace function on one of the spreadsheets but i don't actually know what i'm doing and now it's all wrong bios: yup boss: please fix it bios: yup boss: also i will keep doing this bios: yup
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Mar 2, 2021 03:13
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my dad: jesus gently caress christ rear end fuckin piece of poo poo apple locked me out of email i can't get loving email me: you didn't click it my dad: oh
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Mar 2, 2021 03:56
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express: hi, templates 2 and 3 no longer list things correctly bios: why express: haha bios: is there any substantial difference between template 1 and templates 2 and 3 express: not really, just some cosmetic changes. the backend stuff is identical bios: can i change templates 2 and 3 to work, please express: nah
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me colon i am using speech to text to post and i find it very thirfty backspace find word thrifty replace with nifty end end. end. post. submit reply. submit reply.
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