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from little caesars? i had one like a year and a half ago, ate the majority of it on the drive home and then went for a long walk. about an hour into my constitutional my throat started to get scratchy and my friend noticed i had hives all over my body. two days ago i was super hungover and ate most of another one and then walked back to my house. i immediately noticed my skin was beet red and also hivey and spent the next hour scratching every inch of my vile husk of a body am i going to die or am i stronger than ever? what do you think they put in the pizza to make my body feel like its kicking heroin an hour after eating it? most importantly, has this ever happened to you
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i tried googling little caesars itchy and i got a lot of monsanto conspiracies
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Mar 3, 2021 07:58
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i also get real itchy after little ceasers in and around my butthole from all the wiping cause it cleans me out like few things can
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https://cdn.menuwithprice.com/Images/allergen/little-caesars-pizza.pdf After consulting with this .pdf it appears you're allergic to...  HOLY poo poo! 
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Mar 3, 2021 09:19
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No but I did once beat my own rear end in a top hat with a sloppy leftover slice of anchovie and pineapple
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Mar 3, 2021 09:23
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:No but I did once beat my own rear end in a top hat with a sloppy leftover slice of anchovie and pineapple Dang, nice regdate. I am jelly
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Mar 3, 2021 09:26
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Vim Fuego posted:https://cdn.menuwithprice.com/Images/allergen/little-caesars-pizza.pdf this post made my throat swell up
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Mar 3, 2021 18:31
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You deserve it op. That’s the only reason they’re doing this to you. Don’t fight the natural order. You’ve heard of fight or flight? Well you actually have a third option: submit. And for you, it’s the only option. You already know how this ends.
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Mar 3, 2021 19:05
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L’il C’s sauce is made outta those little bugs what they make red dye out of. Them little crawlers likely got under your skin and that’s what’s making you itch. Unfortunately the condition is permanent, sorry.
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Mar 3, 2021 20:01
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domino's triple pep triple cheese bullet proof pizza
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Mar 3, 2021 20:08
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It's a trick. They put itching powder in the pizzas so you'll keep buying more to figure out where the itch is coming from. They also put a little drugs in there to make you addicted to finding out about the itch and brainwashing you into posting about it so more people will buy the pizzas to see if they get the itch too.
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Mar 3, 2021 20:08
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Eat another one to determine if it's a pattern or just happenstance
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Mar 3, 2021 20:28
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get an extra most bestest from a different location op, maybe the one you went to didn't dilute their cleaner when they wiped down the counters or something of course if it still happens then begin your holy war against the small caesar and his pepperoni legions
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Mar 3, 2021 20:32
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Go back to the Little Caesar’s and suck off all the guys that work there. Whichever one makes you itchy after you swallow is the culprit who keeps cumming on your pie.
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Mar 3, 2021 20:36
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Lol op ate cochineal bugs. Very very disrespectful
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Mar 4, 2021 04:42
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You're allergic to the Caesar OP Stay away from salads
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Mar 4, 2021 04:44
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here's a secret to ordering pizza, ask for double the sauce. its sooo much better TRUST me.
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quattro formicosi
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