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Hell Yeah posted:no. that's throwing pies. here's your bus ticket 
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Id like a nice fat slice of poon-tang pie OP
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Mar 14, 2021 12:48
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Just hire someone to make a pie for you, drat lol
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Mar 14, 2021 12:56
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Cafe Barbarian posted:I make all-butter cold water crust and it's really just getting a sense for how cold it should be, how long to cut in the butter, how much water to add, how long to chill the dough before rolling, how to put it in the pan, blind baking to get it cooked right. i think my real point is that gluten won't develop in significant quantities in the small amount of time it takes to mix a pie crust and rest it for 30 mins before rolling it. ppl say use as little water as possible to avoid gluten development which causes tough pie crust, and what you end up with is something that's too dry to work with and cracks at the edges and has holes in it. just add the drat water. i agree with the second part though that it is really just practice.
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Mar 14, 2021 12:59
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just lol if you don't make pie crust with lard
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Mar 14, 2021 13:03
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pie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cake
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Mar 14, 2021 14:49
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*jim reaches climax in the apple pie and unclenches his rear end* What the hell? You were supposed to pull out, jim. I can't get pregnant. *Jim looks down at the pie and scoops out his cream* Thanks, jim. Don't tell mom and dad. *jim lights a cigarette and walks to the living room, eugene levy is there holding an apple pie* jim, phillis and I need to talk to you. go get your step sister and- wait a minute, jim, is that fresh cream? *jim stares at the camera and swallows hard* welcome to america
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Mar 14, 2021 15:49
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one time lowtax banned someone people for liking pi(e)Nilisco posted:I'm a big fan of the digit 0 in pi. Heck, in the first few digits you'll find yourself wondering where the zeros are all at, then bam, one pops up right before 2884. Really adrenaline pumping.
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Mar 14, 2021 15:49
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Not much of a crust on you 
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Mar 14, 2021 15:50
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i pay someone else to make pies for me op.
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Mar 14, 2021 16:04
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bradzilla posted:just lol if you don't make pie crust with fard
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Mar 14, 2021 16:37
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Look, if ur too lame to make ur own crust just buy one. Theyre not that bad. My 1st time making crust my partner overdid it pm the incorporating butter stage nd it got too dense but looked great. Second time was fine.
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Mar 14, 2021 18:10
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EorayMel posted:I bet OP likes cream pies His wife does, can confirm
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Mar 14, 2021 19:06
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feelix posted:Indeed, many prominent scientists say that pi is a pretender, and tau=2*pi is the more natural number to base our math on Those guys are full of poo poo EorayMel posted:one time lowtax banned someone people for liking pi(e) Always suspected that guy was a pi hater, all the redflags were there 
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Mar 14, 2021 20:08
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Mooey Cow posted:Always suspected that guy was a pi hater, all the redflags were there he was a real pisogynist! 
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Mar 14, 2021 20:42
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Agent Escalus posted:I come here to post about the joys of Key Lime Pie! (and I'm more of a cake fan) Key Lime pie > chocolate mousse pie > all other pies I'm not a huge cake fan (except for ice cream cake, which probably doesn't count), but my mom discovered a recipe for bourbon butter cake that is absolutely amazing. edit: Chrs posted:
What kind of pie is this? It looks delicious.
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Mar 14, 2021 20:45
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use icy booze instead of icy water. there's less water in the booze, so less chance to form gluten
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Mar 15, 2021 03:24
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I've never made any kind of proper pie but I've made pierogi and chebureki. Pierogi can be hard to get right if you want them to be properly stuffed
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Mar 15, 2021 08:30
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Empty Sandwich posted:use icy booze instead of icy water. there's less water in the booze, so less chance to form gluten I do a half duck fat, half butter and a tablespoon of vodka. This works out very well.
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Mar 15, 2021 10:58
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YeahTubaMike posted:What kind of pie is this? It looks delicious. Pork and black pudding
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Mar 15, 2021 12:14
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Poohs Packin posted:I do a half duck fat, half butter and a tablespoon of vodka. This works out very well. holy gently caress, I never considered using duck fat
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Mar 15, 2021 18:09
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three point one four one five nine haha just a lil humor for you sorry if this offends you
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Mar 15, 2021 19:10
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How do we feel about sweet potato pie?
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Mar 15, 2021 20:40
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You haven't even HAD bullshit pie
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Mar 15, 2021 22:33
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General Bullshit › Pie is a brunch of Bullshit
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