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went back in time and banged my grandma's grandma completely by accident post ur time travel mishaps itt
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went back in time and banged your grandma's grandma. That was a big one
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Mar 18, 2021 17:03
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I'm my own grandpa
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Mar 18, 2021 17:05
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OK this is awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iyjnk5ZOfE
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Mar 18, 2021 17:06
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My mom did the chicken pox thing. I learn more about her parenting every day.
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Mar 18, 2021 17:16
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I went back in time and tried to stop you from posting this thread but I was too late. I was late because I stopped by your mom’s place first
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Mar 18, 2021 17:29
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Went back in time about five years to eat at this nice salad buffet we had before Covid closed it down. But now I'm feeling a bit under the weather. Hoping it's just food poisoning or Time Madness, but I'm starting to suspect it is, you know, something else. So, If I spread any Covid back there, well, that's my bad. Gonna own up to that mistake instead of trying to deny it. Mea culpa.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:08
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I got out of the time machine and stepped on a butterfly. Hopefully, the Hillary Clinton presidential Library and Time Travel Center won't notice.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:11
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I banged Karl Marx, and then Marx Karl. No idea who the second one was but he was there and ready and randy 
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Mar 18, 2021 18:13
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low key sex master posted:I banged Karl Marx, and then Marx Karl. No idea who the second one was but he was there and ready and randy Marx Karl is from the Anti-Matter dimension. He isn't allowed in our reality but sneaks his way in by time-traveling to before the big bang then taking a right instead of a left. See a doctor at once. I mean at once. Don't schedule an appointment for later in the week. Get up and go, right this instant. You might be okay, or you might wake up tomorrow with a weird itch and a massive case of explosions.
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Mar 18, 2021 18:23
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I made it so you will need roads where you are going, and then I invested in Goodyear
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Mar 18, 2021 18:27
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low key sex master posted:I banged Karl Marx, and then Marx Karl. No idea who the second one was but he was there and ready and randy I hosed Marl Karx
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Mar 18, 2021 18:35
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Pronounced Cawks
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Mar 18, 2021 19:04
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banged OPs mom 
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Mar 18, 2021 19:07
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i drew the first ever penis and balls on a cave wall for anthropologists to discover and analyze someday
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Mar 18, 2021 19:20
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Bad Purchase posted:i drew the first ever penis and balls on a cave wall for anthropologists to discover and analyze someday I went back and added some spurting cum and curly ball hairs. I thought the anthropologists could use a good chuckle.
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Mar 18, 2021 19:29
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bad artists copy, good artists add spurting cum and curly hairs
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Mar 18, 2021 20:36
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I drove off the edge of an incomplete bridge, thinking it would be complete by the time I traveled forward to infrastructure week, but they hadn’t done any work on it at all!
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Mar 18, 2021 20:54
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I pegged Jesus
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Mar 18, 2021 21:07
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I jacked off a dog (it was a future dog)
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Mar 18, 2021 21:13
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Got to meet this jing..chingu....something Khan dude lmao that guy SLAPS
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Mar 18, 2021 21:14
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Phony Horse posted:I jacked off a dog (it was a future dog) Woww I jacked off a past wolf and that's why we have dogs, wonder what we will get after your thing
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Mar 18, 2021 21:20
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I hosed the sphinx's nose off
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Mar 18, 2021 21:36
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I went to the Chuck E. Cheese in my hometown, but I hosed up my dials and not only traveled time, but also to another dimension and the animatronic band wasn't an animatronic band they were animatronic sex havers and they gangbanged me.
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Chief McHeath posted:I went to the Chuck E. Cheese in my hometown, but I hosed up my dials and not only traveled time, but also to another dimension and the animatronic band wasn't an animatronic band they were animatronic sex havers and they gangbanged me. I had a baby with Pasqually E. Pieplate, tell him he needs to come home and help raise his son
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