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your nuts will shrivel up like a loving grape after you've played this
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Mar 22, 2021 02:18
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 23, 2024 14:57
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- Yinlock
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banner ad of sinistar w/ pixelated tits: YOUR GOO IS MINE
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Mar 22, 2021 02:19
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- Yinlock
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*a picture of just someone on a normal fishing outing* these bass will DRAIN YOUR NUTS
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Mar 22, 2021 02:22
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- Plant MONSTER.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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Mar 22, 2021 03:18
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- bird.
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*clicking mouse to openinbg the new window and then my whole body begin seizing as my hands grab the tiddies on my anime mousepad trying to hold myself up & stabilize*
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Mar 22, 2021 03:34
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- Yinlock
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*clicking mouse to openinbg the new window and then my whole body begin seizing as my hands grab the tiddies on my anime mousepad trying to hold myself up & stabilize*
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Mar 22, 2021 04:06
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- Murray Mantoinette
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ＴＨＥ ＰＯＳＴＳ ＭＵＳＴ ＦＬＯＷ
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Hah there's no way I can't last more than 5 seconds playing the... *squints at monitor... "4 Second Long Game"...?
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Mar 22, 2021 04:15
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- deep dish peat moss
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the game: counting to 100 in 5 seconds
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Mar 22, 2021 07:26
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- Ventral EggSac
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Hope you're loving hydrated cause the bird flaps once each time you cum
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Mar 22, 2021 19:39
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- FutonForensic
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Hope you're loving hydrated cause the bird flaps once each time you cum
lmao
 
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Mar 22, 2021 19:58
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Speedrunners have yet to get a sub 5.0 on this. Attempts to optimize gameplay like nutting right before playing have not worked. Please keep in mind gamers that repeated runs may leave you low on salts and fluids.
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Mar 22, 2021 21:03
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- hot cocoa on the couch
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i havent cum in months because every time i see one of these ads i close my browser as fast as i can because im a loving WINNER and i refuse to be beaten by a PORN AD
https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4
a LEGENDARY sig by the LEGENDARY LAP
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Mar 22, 2021 21:24
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- Yinlock
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Hope you're loving hydrated cause the bird flaps once each time you cum
Speedrunners have yet to get a sub 5.0 on this. Attempts to optimize gameplay like nutting right before playing have not worked. Please keep in mind gamers that repeated runs may leave you low on salts and fluids.
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Mar 23, 2021 08:41
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- Yinlock
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i havent cum in months because every time i see one of these ads i close my browser as fast as i can because im a loving WINNER and i refuse to be beaten by a PORN AD
be careful, the Cum Timer is cumulative
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Mar 23, 2021 08:42
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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I have speedrun the game down to .5 seconds by utilizing a vas deferens exploit which manipulates the RAM in my epididymis, pre-loading the semen before the game even triggers ejaculation, thereby initiating the ejaculation as soon as the game starts rather than when the in-game trigger beckons it.
I think I can get my time even lower by narrowing my urethra to increase pressure.
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Mar 23, 2021 14:22
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- Ventral EggSac
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I have speedrun the game down to .5 seconds by utilizing a vas deferens exploit which manipulates the RAM in my epididymis, pre-loading the semen before the game even triggers ejaculation, thereby initiating the ejaculation as soon as the game starts rather than when the in-game trigger beckons it.
I think I can get my time even lower by narrowing my urethra to increase pressure.
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Mar 23, 2021 14:29
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- nut
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*can't time the jump correctly to get on the first platform in the tutorial*
ha ha ya whoah, can't do it ...because uh..my dick haha
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Mar 23, 2021 16:27
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- Escape From Noise
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Castrating myself to own the game devs.
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Mar 23, 2021 16:45
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- hot cocoa on the couch
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"try NOT to cum!" the game challenges me. okay
*simply closes browser, locks phone and remains abstinent for the remainder of my life*
ur move, online porn game ad 
https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4
a LEGENDARY sig by the LEGENDARY LAP
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Mar 23, 2021 22:04
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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u wont last 5 seconds playing this game, says my gf as she declares a game of tag right in front of me and then tags me 'it' before i can react
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Mar 23, 2021 23:29
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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Apr 23, 2024 14:57
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- snergle
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A kind little mouse!
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I have speedrun the game down to .5 seconds by utilizing a vas deferens exploit which manipulates the RAM in my epididymis, pre-loading the semen before the game even triggers ejaculation, thereby initiating the ejaculation as soon as the game starts rather than when the in-game trigger beckons it.
I think I can get my time even lower by narrowing my urethra to increase pressure.
you need to widen the utherea or you'll never ejaculate look at hank hill.
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Mar 22, 2021 02:18
- me starting the game only to not last even 5 seconds
