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This is one of the cancelled Dr Suess'
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Mar 23, 2021 22:12
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Steve's POV; ima dress up as a cat to freak Sylvester the gently caress out because its payback for eating all the fuckin Catnip "STEVE SYLVESTER IS NOT SHARING!" I heard Gibson yell Sylvester's POV: did...Did that little fucker call me A fucker!?! And did he just ask Steve to tell me to shut the gently caress up why that little!. I pounced on Gibson "Now You listen here you little poo poo dont ever call me a fucker and don't ever Tell Steve to tell me to shut the gently caress up" I said and hissed as I felt as I was being rolled over "No you listen you loving Grinch your gonna listen to me stop calling me and Shelby and Steve names stop being a dick and start sharing!" I heard Gibson yell at me as I whimpered from how loud he yelled "NOW I DONT WANNA HEAR IT FROM YOU" He growled as he scratched my face all of a sudden Steve walked in "Gibson Stop wtf is wrong with you" Steve said "I told him to stop being a dick and to not call you me and Shelby names" Gibson said "Oookay then..." Steve said "No wet food for a week" Steve said I smirked "Ok Steve can I at least have chopped up hotdog?" Said Gibson "I guess so" Steve said
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Mar 23, 2021 22:13
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Thats kool
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Mar 23, 2021 22:15
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Monroe kicked me in the stomach and vehemently called me a "fucker" in response to my having interpreted his obstreperousness as a defense against painful affect. I linked his outburst to rage at his mother for having left him to "gently caress" - to have intercourse - and have the baby whose birth precipitated her breakdown. He furiously grabbed at my throat, thus enabling me to take up Monroe's rage as it related to throat-damaged baby. Monroe sobered and became calm.
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Mar 23, 2021 22:18
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Was that supposed to rhyme
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Mar 23, 2021 22:19
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Mar 23, 2021 22:21
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No wait, maybe it's a Roald Dahl one
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Mar 23, 2021 22:22
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rip 
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Mar 23, 2021 22:28
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So yesterday I was just passing the breeze at the watercooler, giving people the one-hand fingergun salute when they passed by, nothing out of the usual just feeling my spry self. Jeff from Accounting came by, he's the new guy who started last week after Oliver furloughed himself into an early retirement - yeah I don't know that that means I'm not a questions guy or an answers guy when it comes to it but that's how I get through lfie and let me tell you baby life is pretty good. But to get back to Jeff, the new guy, from Accounting, I don't think he's familiar with the one-handed fingergun salute, in any case he became agitated and called me a motherfucker after I had fingergunned him down, you know, going 'pshew' and cocking back your finger like it is a gun you have just fired off. I kid you not a motherfucker, then he stormed off in the direction of HR where I am sure they will educate him on the finer points of Office Culture and I don't know what else, maybe fingerguns? Here I go turning myself into a questions guy, In any case I am not one to let idle accusations get to me, but on the other hand I dont want to have Jeff feel like he has tarnished my reputation or made false accusations. I guess what I am getting at here is I looked up Jeff's mother yesterday and everything should be cleared now.
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Mar 23, 2021 22:56
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(Fuckers on your expectant face)
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Mar 24, 2021 03:25
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Hi fucker
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Mar 24, 2021 05:31
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If only
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Mar 24, 2021 05:36
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So true...
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Mar 24, 2021 05:46
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Mar 24, 2021 12:56
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Mar 24, 2021 12:57
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gently caress yeah!
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Mar 24, 2021 13:00
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Fucker? I barely know her!
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Mar 24, 2021 13:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsMcdEswK8k
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Mar 24, 2021 13:24
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CHAPTER TWO ‘C’mon.’ He runs off and you follow as best as you can, the walkers just seemed to come out of nowhere and now you feel death’s breath on your neck as you try and look for an escape route. ‘This way.’ You head round a corner and come across a store where the door is ajar, Daryl walks in and you run in behind him. He slams the door shut behind you and puts a finger to his mouth. ‘Fucker.’ Daryl walks over to you ‘Sorry princess, what did you just call me?’ You clench your fists and rub the palms of your hands against your jeans. image He’s been bossing you around and speaking to you like you’re dumb the whole day and you finally feel your final thread of tolerance break. ‘I called you a fucker…Should I say it louder for you dumbass?!’ He practically spits in your face ‘You’re such a little bitch, ya know that? Spoiled fuckin’ princess.’ You laugh at his words with a bitter grimace on your face ‘I’d rather be a bitch than a fuckin’ redneck hick!’ He grabs hold of your arms aggressively ‘What Dixon? Gonna hit me?’ He shakes you ‘SHUT UP!’ You feel anger flow through your body ‘Make me!’ His lips crash onto yours and you’re momentarily stunned. His kisses are fast and aggressive as his hands wander all over your body. He pushes you back into the wall and you run your hands through his hair, and bite his lower lip. He moans and you feel a surge of warmth and excitement run through your body as he undoes the belt of his jeans.
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Mar 24, 2021 15:16
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Mar 27, 2021 05:53
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He tried to use a bucket of water to assault someone, tbh he deserved the full arm of the law
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Mar 27, 2021 05:59
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what culture is that Avatar from? Chinese? Looks cool. Death to stupid equestrian creatures
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Mar 27, 2021 06:02
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who is the gbs resident psycho nowadays anyway?
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Mar 27, 2021 06:44
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:who is the gbs resident psycho nowadays anyway? Me. I'm a crazy motherfucker. And dangerous. And attractive. Three pronged attack baby.
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Mar 27, 2021 06:45
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:who is the gbs resident psycho nowadays anyway? Some guy. His penis look like hammer, and gay dick!? I scream, agony.
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Mar 27, 2021 06:51
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balldos are pretty insanely awesome
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Mar 27, 2021 06:52
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:who is the gbs resident psycho nowadays anyway? 
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Mar 27, 2021 06:56
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:who is the gbs resident psycho nowadays anyway? Big Baby Booger and Horny Swearengen are literally the two people I see post the most. So me for noticing goons? Edit: meant to say "some fucker"
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Mar 27, 2021 12:48
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Remember when Armando ianucci was wrapping up The Thick Of It and at the end of season 4 he introduced some horribly lame and unfunny character called ‘The Fucker’? What was the deal with that?
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Mar 27, 2021 13:03
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:who is the gbs resident psycho nowadays anyway? Based on my "mad about a six" PM's, I think we've got a few, op
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Mar 27, 2021 16:40
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dude psychos are a dime a dozen
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Mar 27, 2021 16:48
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sit down OP
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Mar 27, 2021 16:49
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oh look whos here suck my rear end
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Mar 27, 2021 16:50
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open up that lid so i can call that laptop a fucker on its face we'll see who ends up on TOP bitch
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Mar 27, 2021 17:28
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OP no amount of fucker calling will hide your virginity
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Mar 27, 2021 18:14
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:OP no amount of fucker calling will hide your virginity rude
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Mar 28, 2021 10:40
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Suck the nutt Straight out my butt -OP
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Mar 28, 2021 12:09
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u a fucker op
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Chicken just tried to give me a coupon.
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