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heck yeah, time to commemorate the time jesus, son of god, drove the snakes out of ireland

# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:45

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many like to think he walked across the ocean to get there, but that would be a ridiculous distance on foot. his good friend noah helped him

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:48

nut

god: jesus christ, what am i going to do with all holes I punched out of my papers so my projects would fit in duotangs?

jesus christ, son of god: i....i think i can get people to eat them

# ? Mar 31, 2021 15:57

Ventral EggSac

Nosfereefer posted:

many like to think he walked across the ocean to get there, but that would be a ridiculous distance on foot. his good friend noah helped him

I always thought he flew there like iron man

# ? Mar 31, 2021 17:03

biosterous

nut posted:

god: jesus christ, what am i going to do with all holes I punched out of my papers so my projects would fit in duotangs?

jesus christ, son of god: i....i think i can get people to eat them

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he/him

# ? Mar 31, 2021 17:28

Heather Papps: hello friend

i can tell it's easter time because the eggs the townsfolk toss at me are colourfully dyed instead of just rotten

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 31, 2021 18:02

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Ventral EggSac posted:

I always thought he flew there like iron man

thats just crazy talking, jesus cant fly. he has xray vision and can summon fish

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 22:00

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Heather Papps posted:

i can tell it's easter time because the eggs the townsfolk toss at me are colourfully dyed instead of just rotten

fun fact: the coloured eggs represents the rainbow on which jesus walked to get to asgard to beat up the norse gods

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# ? Mar 31, 2021 22:02

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Nosfereefer posted:

thats just crazy talking, jesus cant fly. he has xray vision and can summon fish

Then explain the miraculous healing dirt at El Santuario de Chimayo smart guy!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 01:48

Escape From Noise

Just a little Easter Jam about The J Man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVJ-Wlacc-E

# ? Apr 1, 2021 01:50

Vei

if ur food ain't pastel-colored, ur sinnin'!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 01:54

Escape From Noise

Easter? I BARELY KNEW 'ER!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 01:56

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Escape From Noise posted:

Easter? I BARELY KNEW 'ER!

ah, the famous last supper joke

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:15

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"whats the deal with money changers?"
-jesus

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 03:18

Ventral EggSac

I just came down off the cross and boy are my arms tired!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:20

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Ventral EggSac posted:

I just came down off the cross and boy are my arms tired!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 06:53

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Eat My BODY & Drink My BLOOD Prank! (GONE HOLY)

# ? Apr 1, 2021 12:16

nut

Escape From Noise posted:

Eat My BODY & Drink My BLOOD Prank! (GONE HOLY)

# ? Apr 1, 2021 12:31

nut

god staring at a rabbits butt thinking what would be the funniest thing that could come outta there

# ? Apr 1, 2021 12:32

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Eat My BODY & Drink My BLOOD Prank! (GONE HOLY)

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:29

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

it was the easter times, it was the worster times

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:29

Dumb Sex-Parrot

the crucifixion; oldest april's fools joke gone wrong

thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:32

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Bible Scholars Say Early Mistranslation Distorted Story Of Jesus Crucifying The Romans

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 15:36

xcheopis

nut posted:

god: jesus christ, what am i going to do with all holes I punched out of my papers so my projects would fit in duotangs?

jesus christ, son of god: i....i think i can get people to eat them

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:35

xcheopis

Ventral EggSac posted:

I just came down off the cross and boy are my arms tired!

blaise rascal posted:

it was the easter times, it was the worster times

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:36

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

what are you all making for your easter meals. I am bringing my parents a lemon meringue pie and then going home to eat deviled eggs

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Apr 1, 2021 16:59

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

I want to make hot cross buns for the first time ever.
They are good and I like to think JC would have approved of them, in spite of the....ya know

# ? Apr 1, 2021 18:23

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I was all out of fish

then Jesus came along

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 20:34

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# ? Apr 1, 2021 22:04

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Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

finally

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# ? Apr 2, 2021 05:12

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