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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I stood up and fart smell drifted out from my butt area, my poor desk chair :negative:

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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Some poo probably came out and you're sitting in your poo

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Supreme Allah posted:

Some poo probably came out and you're sitting in your poo

checks out

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
I farted in my car once, went grocery shopping, and was welcomed back with the sweet smell of my rear end.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
poo poo into your hands

smell that to get the fart smell out

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Just took a poo poo and it was really long and thin

????

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

bradzilla posted:

Just took a poo poo and it was really long and thin

????

rip you got rear end worms

enjoy your wormy rear end

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

bradzilla posted:

Just took a poo poo and it was really long and thin

????


LOve the weird dimention you live in where you poo poo yourself out

LOL

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Put a chilli pepper up your rear end

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm sorry it smells fatal op. Like something crawled up in there and died lol.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Imagine farting on the Queen

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Queen: I grant you rulership over..

Me: right in queens mouth - FART

I dont know what happens next bit it got to be wild

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

update: farts have ceased since the weird poop

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


bradzilla posted:

update: farts have ceased since the weird poop

Theyre judt laying low, waiting to strike when you least expect it

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A few summers ago I went over a friend’s house to help him put a shed up in his backyard. As I rolled up, I farted in my car but didn’t think anything of it. About an hour later we needed some stuff from the hardware store and took my car since his truck was loaded up with wood for the shed. Well that fart had been cooking up in my hot car in direct sun for over an hour lmao.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

bradzilla posted:

Just took a poo poo and it was really long and thin

????

did it crawl out of the water

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

i used to have a friend who would leave unwashed rear end smell on my couch after he got up and left which was gross

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Congrats OP you have a ghost-free dwelling. Ghosts eat farts and that's why the smell goes away.

If you really need to get rid of the smell I guess you could get a ouija board.

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I did a poo poo just now and it was fine

Walked away, now seated

Im cautious but not scared

Who knows what it will do next

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

looks like the weird poop was a precursor to diarrhea from overeating Easter food and candy

I went upstairs then came back down and the entire lower level smells like poo poo lmao

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
What is a fart if not smells lingering?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Halloween Liker posted:

I did a poo poo just now and it was fine

Walked away, now seated

Im cautious but not scared

Who knows what it will do next

looks like it became this post :owned:

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
Did you have to
Did you have to
Did you have to let it linger?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Ultra Carp

Cyril Sneer posted:

Did you have to
Did you have to
Did you have to let it linger?

Halloween Liker
Oct 31, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
I look in the mirror
Tortured
a scared rictus pulls my cheeks
I take the seat
Like it was the first time

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Sounds like your rear end was writing checks your underwear couldn't cash. Try again later.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Supreme Allah posted:

Some poo probably came out and you're sitting in your poo

All farts blow microparticles of poo into the air.

So when you fart you can literally make people near you eat poo poo.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Farted an hour ago but she still huffin

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'll suck that miasmatic zephyr of poo poo particulate out of your room's fetid aerosphere and I'll do it for free dumb gently caress.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
That is genuinely gross, describing your thin poop.

I still get little rabbit pellets all the time what the gently caress is up with that? I quit smoking a year and a half ago it's been since then I eat healthy as hell and drink water so I have to pee every hour

Rabbit poop
?!?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Spinz posted:

That is genuinely gross, describing your thin poop.

I still get little rabbit pellets all the time what the gently caress is up with that? I quit smoking a year and a half ago it's been since then I eat healthy as hell and drink water so I have to pee every hour

Rabbit poop
?!?

It's pretty normal if you're a rabbit. Are you not a rabbit or something?

puckkcat
Jul 28, 2013

Cyril Sneer posted:

Did you have to
Did you have to
Did you have to let it linger?

When I made you pull my finger
Did you have to
Did you have to
Did you have to let it linger?

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Congrats on peaking!

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Ultra Carp
OP: has it dissipated yet?

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Ultra Carp

Spinz posted:

That is genuinely gross, describing your thin poop.

I still get little rabbit pellets all the time what the gently caress is up with that? I quit smoking a year and a half ago it's been since then I eat healthy as hell and drink water so I have to pee every hour

Rabbit poop
?!?

Ah, the "stool chart topper"

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Vim Fuego posted:

OP: has it dissipated yet?

it's passed :grin:

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
hmm, have you tried eating more fiber?

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