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I stood up and fart smell drifted out from my butt area, my poor desk chair
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 14:18 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:22 |
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Some poo probably came out and you're sitting in your poo
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 14:27 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Some poo probably came out and you're sitting in your poo checks out
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 14:28 |
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I farted in my car once, went grocery shopping, and was welcomed back with the sweet smell of my rear end.
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 14:32 |
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poo poo into your hands smell that to get the fart smell out
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 14:32 |
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Just took a poo poo and it was really long and thin ????
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 14:33 |
bradzilla posted:Just took a poo poo and it was really long and thin rip you got rear end worms enjoy your wormy rear end
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 14:33 |
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bradzilla posted:Just took a poo poo and it was really long and thin LOve the weird dimention you live in where you poo poo yourself out LOL
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 14:42 |
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Put a chilli pepper up your rear end
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 14:45 |
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I'm sorry it smells fatal op. Like something crawled up in there and died lol.
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 14:48 |
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Imagine farting on the Queen
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 15:20 |
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Queen: I grant you rulership over.. Me: right in queens mouth - FART I dont know what happens next bit it got to be wild
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 15:22 |
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update: farts have ceased since the weird poop
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 15:24 |
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bradzilla posted:update: farts have ceased since the weird poop Theyre judt laying low, waiting to strike when you least expect it
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 15:43 |
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A few summers ago I went over a friend’s house to help him put a shed up in his backyard. As I rolled up, I farted in my car but didn’t think anything of it. About an hour later we needed some stuff from the hardware store and took my car since his truck was loaded up with wood for the shed. Well that fart had been cooking up in my hot car in direct sun for over an hour lmao.
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 15:47 |
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bradzilla posted:Just took a poo poo and it was really long and thin did it crawl out of the water
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 15:54 |
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i used to have a friend who would leave unwashed rear end smell on my couch after he got up and left which was gross
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 16:00 |
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Congrats OP you have a ghost-free dwelling. Ghosts eat farts and that's why the smell goes away. If you really need to get rid of the smell I guess you could get a ouija board.
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 16:04 |
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I did a poo poo just now and it was fine Walked away, now seated Im cautious but not scared Who knows what it will do next
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 16:05 |
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looks like the weird poop was a precursor to diarrhea from overeating Easter food and candy I went upstairs then came back down and the entire lower level smells like poo poo lmao
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 16:15 |
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What is a fart if not smells lingering?
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 16:19 |
Halloween Liker posted:I did a poo poo just now and it was fine looks like it became this post
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 16:36 |
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Did you have to Did you have to Did you have to let it linger?
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 16:37 |
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Cyril Sneer posted:Did you have to
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 17:11 |
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I look in the mirror Tortured a scared rictus pulls my cheeks I take the seat Like it was the first time
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 17:15 |
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Sounds like your rear end was writing checks your underwear couldn't cash. Try again later.
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# ? Apr 5, 2021 18:54 |
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Supreme Allah posted:Some poo probably came out and you're sitting in your poo All farts blow microparticles of poo into the air. So when you fart you can literally make people near you eat poo poo.
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 00:17 |
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Farted an hour ago but she still huffin
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 01:14 |
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I'll suck that miasmatic zephyr of poo poo particulate out of your room's fetid aerosphere and I'll do it for free dumb gently caress.
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 01:17 |
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That is genuinely gross, describing your thin poop. I still get little rabbit pellets all the time what the gently caress is up with that? I quit smoking a year and a half ago it's been since then I eat healthy as hell and drink water so I have to pee every hour Rabbit poop ?!?
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 01:20 |
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Spinz posted:That is genuinely gross, describing your thin poop. It's pretty normal if you're a rabbit. Are you not a rabbit or something?
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 01:22 |
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Cyril Sneer posted:Did you have to When I made you pull my finger Did you have to Did you have to Did you have to let it linger?
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 01:41 |
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Congrats on peaking!
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 02:25 |
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OP: has it dissipated yet?
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 09:15 |
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Spinz posted:That is genuinely gross, describing your thin poop. Ah, the "stool chart topper"
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 09:16 |
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Vim Fuego posted:OP: has it dissipated yet? it's passed
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 13:35 |
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hmm, have you tried eating more fiber?
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# ? Apr 6, 2021 13:37 |