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Heather Papps

hello friend


it's been a while since i've seen a doctor and he said this was normal what the heck do your doctors look like? i am pretty sure the cape and big hat are new.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


anyways he sent me to an throat specialist and SHE was in a cape, but with very long gloves and a diamond broach. i didn't even get to look at em for very long before she assured me it was the uniform. i have never seen a throat specialist before so i have no reason to doubt her but something seems off.



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important question: did he saw his patient in half, and if so, was he able to reassemble her


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Heather Papps

hello friend


sk posted:

important question: did he saw his patient in half, and if so, was he able to reassemble her

there was a lot of yelling in the appointment before mine but i can't say for sure.

anyways i went to the grocery story and the deli person wasn't wearing a cape, but had on really big platform heels and what i can only describe as cyperpunk glasses. they used a laser that shot out of their chest to slice my meat exceedingly thin.



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Heather Papps

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on the way home i bought some gas and the attendant was in a neon exoskeleton and rung me through by singing harmonious tones. when did uniforms get so complicated?



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Heather Papps posted:

anyways he sent me to an throat specialist and SHE was in a cape, but with very long gloves and a diamond broach. i didn't even get to look at em for very long before she assured me it was the uniform. i have never seen a throat specialist before so i have no reason to doubt her but something seems off.

weirdest thing happened to me the other day, I went to mass and the priest was dressed as batman but he claimed he was a member of the diamond dogs and there was a glock stuffed into his bat-cassock and then a dude named the fuckmaster called him a "glock toting vibe checker"

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My dentist was wearing a speedo, but no one else in the office was so that seemed super off the books

nut

too nervous to interrupt my CPA as he ties me to a train track

Khanstant
i ve drawn doctors before and im pretty sure the cape is to keep germs away

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Are you seeing Dr. Acula?

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nut posted:

too nervous to interrupt my CPA as he ties me to a train track

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alexandriao


when i webt to work all the programmers where wearing jedi robes and they wouldnt let me in because they said something about The SalesForce and Medichlorians

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alexandriao posted:

when i webt to work all the programmers where wearing jedi robes and they wouldnt let me in because they said something about The SalesForce and Medichlorians

in my experience this is pretty close

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I had to learn krav maga just so I could wade my way through the guards surrounding the sign in sheet.

Kempo allowed me the use of their pen, and once I realized the exam had began, I let down my Striking Eagle technique so the doctor could continue their work.

They all suffered much that day I can tell you...

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sk posted:

in my experience this is pretty close

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