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Khanstant

to be honest i don't even know what anyone is saying, i just kind of liked the music

# ? Apr 10, 2021 18:51

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

haha yeah switchblade i'll be right back i gotta honk a piss

_{*furiously texting mom*

help mom you were right help i fell in with a bad crowd please come get me.}

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# ? Apr 10, 2021 22:28

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I thought this was the line for tickets. Why are we all getting on stage? I guess that would explain the leotards. Oh well, a-five, six, seven, eight....

# ? Apr 10, 2021 22:58

google THIS

Guys I think we're in the wrong neighborhood. This is Serenity Hills and I live in Serenity Falls. Guys this HOA is allowing grass at least and inch longer than where I come from, I'm scared. Guys?

# ? Apr 11, 2021 00:35

deep dish peat moss

I did this in real life once when I tried to buy weed from a kid at a bus stop and he lead me back to a vacant apartment being camped out in by homeless juggalo youth who sold weed.

# ? Apr 11, 2021 01:30

nut

ha ha ha ha so after you�re finished putting all of that money in the bag could you please deposit this cheque into my savings account

# ? Apr 11, 2021 02:04

Heather Papps: hello friend

so uh we're just going to go into the capital bui-OKAY STOP SHOVING

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# ? Apr 11, 2021 02:21

Heather Papps: hello friend

okay yes i agree taxation without representation is really bad but please explain the costumes again

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# ? Apr 11, 2021 02:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

hey brutus, where are you guys going? can i come?

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# ? Apr 11, 2021 02:24

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

*wearing massive tourist backpack* hmmmm i can't find "ausch" in my pocket dictionary but "witz" is german for Joke so i think we're on our way to a comedy club guys!

# ? Apr 11, 2021 15:40

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Khanstant posted:

to be honest i don't even know what anyone is saying, i just kind of liked the music

this will be my opening as im defending myself in the hague

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# ? Apr 11, 2021 16:46

snergle: A kind little mouse!

i just really like this soda brand faygo and i work as a childrens party clown and now im being press ganged into going to an icp concert please help

# ? Apr 11, 2021 18:59

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

"Can you give me the same haircut you gave those other fellows over there?"

"You sure that's what you want?"

"Yes."

[20 minutes later]

"Done. You do realize those are rhododendrons, right?"

# ? Apr 11, 2021 19:33

alexandriao

oh uh ha ha ha i have definitely done The Drugs before um. of course i would like to smoke some lsd with you fine people while- _{what did you say that was again? aha. oh so the tube goes UP the rear end. i uhh. i see. is that obligatory? uhh hm ok ok uhh no i don't have a problem with it. no sir-ee, no sir} -while taking an- _{really? like are you sure it goes up the rear end? i dont get why you wouldn't just- ok ok nono I am totally chill with the vibe man s orry} - an alcohol enema.

yes uhh yes i would like a smoke of these... "cigarettes" as you call them

# ? Apr 11, 2021 22:33

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

*pretending to be born in a big pile of mud so that the orcs respect me*
aaaahhhh.... just been born! feels so good to be brand new and just born. hey somebody come put that cool face-paint on me, if it's cool can I get kitty whiskers?

-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!

# ? Apr 11, 2021 22:39

Finger Prince

Omg my first underground goth club! I'm so nervous! I can't believe these sexy goth dudes invited me!

*pushes past plastic curtain*
*muted bass becomes full-on techno-metal assault as blood sprays from overhead sprinklers as scantily clad revellers lick it off eachothers bodies*

Umm, this doesn't sound like Joy Division...

# ? Apr 12, 2021 15:45

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Sure, buddy, I'll hold that for you!

*looks at bloody knife*

*oh gently caress it's a bloody knife! should I say anything?*

*maybe I should just go?*

# ? Apr 12, 2021 22:15

snergle: A kind little mouse!

Finger Prince posted:

Omg my first underground goth club! I'm so nervous! I can't believe these sexy goth dudes invited me!

*pushes past plastic curtain*
*muted bass becomes full-on techno-metal assault as blood sprays from overhead sprinklers as scantily clad revellers lick it off eachothers bodies*

Umm, this doesn't sound like Joy Division...

# ? Apr 13, 2021 04:44

Khanstant

i think im fitting in or maybe just getting used to it? idk, everyone here seems really into star wars or something but i boycott disney so like im not into it but jams still sick and we all get so pumped when our favs come on

# ? Apr 13, 2021 05:38

Macnult

should i still put them on? i thought the field was going to be frozen

# ? Apr 13, 2021 06:14

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Finger Prince posted:

Omg my first underground goth club! I'm so nervous! I can't believe these sexy goth dudes invited me!

*pushes past plastic curtain*
*muted bass becomes full-on techno-metal assault as blood sprays from overhead sprinklers as scantily clad revellers lick it off eachothers bodies*

Umm, this doesn't sound like Joy Division...

Ahh jeez, listen sir, I've never even tried to ice skate downhill.

# ? Apr 13, 2021 06:37

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I just came for the wine and crackers, why are we all sitting on the same side of the table? Wait, that guy in the middle, what's he saying.... we're going to eat him?

Gross Dude fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Apr 14, 2021

# ? Apr 14, 2021 23:11

Ventral EggSac

OK I'll hold the lotion but we should let him out of the hole soon don'tca think?

# ? Apr 15, 2021 20:07

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so ive kind of hung out with these experimental black metal people for a while, and i guess they're heavily into the dark aesthetics and stuff. black robes, tomes, ornate daggers, and all. thing is, i met them outside the local venue a couple of months back and we were talking about The Great Old Ones, and Dark Awakening, despite none of those playing that night. and while i dig the chanting thing they are trying to do, its only vocals and literally guttering - i saw the texts, and its just cool sounding gibberish (i thought it was finnish, but google translate gives me nothing on stuff like '�a'). so i guess im branching out on the entire genre front. haha. wish me luck

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# ? Apr 15, 2021 21:50

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realizing that your decades of shitposting has resulted in you actually running the CIA

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# ? Apr 15, 2021 21:58

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

This herpetology club is kinda fun even if they are strangely obsessed with only one venomous family. I just hope the guy with the metal face doesn't ask me to fly one of the jet planes. Those frequently get shot down by a group of nationalistic terrorists.

# ? Apr 15, 2021 23:36

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Uh yeah, I'd say I like oysters as much as the next guy. Blue ones specifically? Yeah they're fine. Oh sorrysorrysorry! Did I say they're fine? What I meant to say was that they're the absolute coolest and I'd die for them. Sure no problem, I'll buy a guitar tomorro- TODAY. I'll buy a guitar today! Right now even!

# ? Apr 15, 2021 23:51

vanisher

I mean, im not against coupons or deals.

# ? Apr 16, 2021 00:00

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

vanisher posted:

I mean, im not against coupons or deals.

what the gently caress dude this is over the focking line. you take it back right now and delete this

# ? Apr 16, 2021 00:15

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:36

vanisher

barnold posted:

what the gently caress dude this is over the focking line. you take it back right now and delete this

You're trapped with me in this thread and its too awkward to leave :evilbuddy:

# ? Apr 16, 2021 00:57

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