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Escape From Noise

Gin is rad

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Rationale

America runs on in'
Fuckin punch or whatever

How kids in shows would spike the punch but what is that potent?

kuskus

Hawaiian Punch float with churned butter instead of ice cream and maple syrup instead of Hawaiian Punch, in a French toast vessel.

alnilam

Rationale posted:

Fuckin punch or whatever

How kids in shows would spike the punch but what is that potent?

LSD



ty manifisto

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
toilet water - everything floats in it

google THIS

Finger Prince posted:

Putting gin in an ice cube tray in your chest freezer so you can make tonic floats.

Most liquors won't freeze at normal freezer temperatures :science:

However, a black and tan is basically a root beer float where the root beer is beer and the ice cream is also beer

Finger Prince


google THIS posted:

Most liquors won't freeze at normal freezer temperatures :science:

However, a black and tan is basically a root beer float where the root beer is beer and the ice cream is also beer

I actually checked to see if there are regular models of chest freezer that will get down to the requisite -27c (I looked that up too) before making that post, and it turns out there are! That's the kind of high quality, well researched shitposting you get with me.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Fact, I have a freezer that can freeze ukrainian high proof wodka solid.

I don't recommend using your bare hands to retrieve it.

Also it works nicely in an orange juice float. We call it a Harry Doorfucker.

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

lots of people putting ice cream in soda but not enough making glasses out of ice cream and pouring soda in them



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and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
has anyone done the "float down here" joke yet?

biosterous




watho posted:

lots of people putting ice cream in soda but not enough making glasses out of ice cream and pouring soda in them

:hmmyes:



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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


OP have you considered: just pour both directly into your mouth

Escape From Noise

Melting the ice cream and freezing my rootbeer for a post modern take on a classic.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Would root beer in an ice cream glass be a type of soup?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Barking Gecko posted:

Would root beer in an ice cream glass be a type of soup?

The ice cream glass is a type of bread bowl

frump truck

hello... again!

Teddy Thunders posted:

OP have you considered: just pour both directly into your mouth

this would not work because then the flavors would not have time to meld together

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


frump truck posted:

this would not work because then the flavors would not have time to meld together

No see you pour them into your mouth and instead of swallowing you just sorta swish it around for about 5 minutes, just let the flavors develop, and then spit it into a basin to be discarded

frump truck

hello... again!

has anyone ever fashioned a suit out of ice cream and jumped into a root beer pool. if so let me know

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Could you use a Balldo as a root beer float deliver device orrrr

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
they all float down here!!!

frump truck

hello... again!

has anyone ever written a love letter to someone but the envelope is made out of ice cream and the paper is root beer?? if so let me know

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Teddy Thunders posted:

OP have you considered: just pour both directly into your mouth

this but i secretly replace all the vanilla ice cream with mentos flavor :twisted:

Prof. Crocodile

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

this but i secretly replace all the vanilla ice cream with mentos flavor :twisted:

:mods:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

this but i secretly replace all the vanilla ice cream with mentos flavor :twisted:

I would like to report a crime, OF MURDER

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

this but i secretly replace all the vanilla ice cream with mentos flavor :twisted:

:yikes: :wrong:

Khad

third time's the HRAAAAAAAAAAAAALF
because that sewage clown said it to that kid

nut

Khad posted:

they all float down here!!!

kuskus

two scoops of cottage cheese in a tall glass of 7-Up

Jinh

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

i like to mix a bottle of ensure in with some cigarette butts and drink it out of my ash tray

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