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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
every time I leave my stall he's still washing his hands. uhhh clean freak alert! should I say anything next time

:thunk:





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I probably won't. he seems like a well rounded dude. nevermind

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
update: he's using toothbrushes and toothpicks and like really getting in there

Trying

tool's original name was Maynard's Whine Chums

Ventral EggSac

prepuce repurposed posted:

update: he's using toothbrushes and toothpicks and like really getting in there

Big food chunks keep falling out his mouth, he really needs to work at it i guess

FutonForensic

your days are loving numbered maynard

frump truck

hello... again!

april showers bring maynard

Ventral EggSac

Maynard is short for Mayonnaise Testicle

Escape From Noise

Kind of feel like maybe it's time to hang it up with the irregular releases maybe.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
maynard buddy, maybe you wouldn't poo poo the bed so much if you ate something more than just expired bags of sweet chili heat Doritos 3D



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

magic cactus posted:

maynard buddy, maybe you wouldn't poo poo the bed so much if you ate something more than just expired bags of sweet chili heat Doritos 3D

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
Ok he's scrubbing his elbows now. wtf...





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kuskus

does anyone have eyes on maynard

i didn't see him leave but i smell... a sunsoaked canvas mayonnaise backpack through the alley vent.

could be just me.

Escape From Noise

He really needs to stop trying to get everyone to call him "The Mayn Man" and trying to slip "Remember the Mayn!" into conversations.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
gotta drain the mayn vein if u know what I mean :mmmsmug:

-maynard james keenan

Escape From Noise

Maynard James Peein'

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Ventral EggSac posted:

Big food chunks keep falling out his mouth, he really needs to work at it i guess

I was talking about his fingernails. all kinds of junk under there I reckon

FutonForensic

i keep waking up and telling myself in the mirror "today is the day i find something redeemable about maynard" and i always come back from work angry and with a Little Caesar's Hot 'n' Ready® because gently caress it i need to win something and it may as well be a great bargain


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Maynard is hopeless. He’ll never change


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


frump truck

hello... again!

maynard's favorite band is mynrd skynyrd

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

frump truck posted:

maynard's favorite band is mynrd skynyrd

lol

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

prepuce repurposed posted:

every time I leave my stall he's still washing his hands. uhhh clean freak alert! should I say anything next time

:thunk:

there's only one sink and I'm very sanitary. I've been waiting like half an hour now. I'm gonna say something

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
turns out he's sensitive about all the poo poo, blood and cum that's always getting on his hands.

I guess he knows like muy tai or w/e :knope:





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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood

FutonForensic posted:

i keep waking up and telling myself in the mirror "today is the day i find something redeemable about maynard" and i always come back from work angry and with a Little Caesar's Hot 'n' Ready® because gently caress it i need to win something and it may as well be a great bargain

lmao

lil cee's h&r the only stablecoin in existence

crimes

Ventral EggSac

Maynard has an 90% recidivism rate back onto his bullshit

Macnult

maynard *mumbles a leading bassline* we need to talk

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
manyard

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

take the moon

by sebmojo
gonna find out his posting name and mercilessly passive aggressively quote his every post

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

kuskus

Every chef knows mayonnaise and mustard is called “Maynard.” In this house we call it what it is: Victory Sauce. Get loose. Hi I’m kuskus from America’s Gorp Report and this is: Confronting Maynard.

Escape From Noise

May nard, may not.

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
So many women have looked at Maynard and thought, I can change him. I can get him to settle down. And I am one of them.





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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
Looking at Maynard wiping his butt with the nice cloth napkins and softly saying 'babe...'





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Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


sounds like he hasn't changed much, that Maynard.


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!
Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

Looking at Maynard wiping his butt with the nice cloth napkins and softly saying 'babe...'

lol. he nasty

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
this guy is such an alpha. how do I even get started on telling him what b.o. is :baduk:





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Twenty Four


Royal Updog posted:

tool's original name was Maynard's Whine Chums

years ago my friend told me his elderly grandma has a house or trailer or something nearby his vineyard and she got sick and maynard brought her soup

my friend is not the kind of guy to make crap like that up so I'm inclined to believe it but I've heard maynard is kind of a jerk so maybe his grandma made it up or was going senile or something i dont know

welp thats my story!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


When he said he was too busy to talk to me, he was elbow deep, I respected that. Perhaps instead of confrontation, you should try conversation,OP.

Bilirubin

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


I refuse he was pursuing hygiene though. I would ask but he's now locked me out.


OMGVBFLOL posted:

if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
monkey killing monkey killing monkey over Reece's on the ground

:rip:

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