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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I mean, have you asked? They might let you gently caress the coffee if you ask

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Dear penthouse,

So there i was, at the local dunkin.


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Do... Do you think... They call it dunkin... Because...

cruft

You dunk it in the coffee. Yes.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


...how do you keep from burning the bits?

Finger Prince


i'd dunkin' your donut.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I've never given anyone a glazer before but I guess I could try.

Finger Prince


boston creampie

Finger Prince


oh wait, coffee. Right.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Finger Prince posted:

boston creampie

:five:

Prof. Crocodile

Finger Prince posted:

boston creampie

:goodpost:

Escape From Noise

cruft posted:

You're in Japan, fool!

But I'm still American!

Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

boston creampie

:eyepop:

Goons Are Gifts

Finger Prince posted:

boston creampie

it all makes sense now


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


What if three people meet at a Dunkin and one person orders an old fashioned, one person orders a glazed, and one person orders an iced coffee extra cream?

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Teddy Thunders posted:

What if three people meet at a Dunkin and one person orders an old fashioned, one person orders a glazed, and one person orders an iced coffee extra cream?

All I know is that America runs on it.

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Dont be absurd. Normal orbs don't gently caress *iced* coffee. Thats tantamount to necrophilia.
Geez. Dontcha'll know anything?

Ventral EggSac

Coffee is sex, tea is also sex but it's not as rough on my stomach

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




So.... coffee is Sex and tea is Making Love?

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Six-Of-Hearts posted:

So.... coffee is Sex and tea is Making Love?

Baby, when I think about you
Think about tea
Darlin', don't live without you
And your tea
If I had, those golden leaves
Of camellia sinensis, 
I would steep them, in hot water,
'Til I'm dyin' (dyin', dyin',)
Of relief


Feel like makin'
Feel like makin' tea
Feel like makin' tea
Feel like makin' tea
Feel like makin' tea with you

frump truck

hello... again!

Teddy Thunders posted:

Do... Do you think... They call it dunkin... Because...

Fred the Baker when he wakes up at 4AM: time to gently caress the coffee

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


The original name was Dunkin Those Nuts

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Ok so as a sex haver, uhhhhhhhhh, the coffee doesn't go in the butthole without a conversation first. But it still counts.

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Teddy Thunders posted:

Ok so as a sex haver, uhhhhhhhhh, the coffee doesn't go in the butthole without a conversation first. But it still counts.

[Furiously taking notes]

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