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perepelki
Dec 11, 2020

know before Whom you stand
i was alive in the stone age

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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Nu lithic period sucks, why can't we just go to old school lithic

Yeah okay. I'll be over here sitting in a roofed blind with a bow & arrows, warm blanket, and a supply of beer while you try to chase down a deer and club it to death in the rain.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
neolithic rocks!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

perepelki posted:

i was alive in the stone age

so do we

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It was actually the stoned age. Ug was laying in his comfy cave after a 4 hour workday of gathering berries, smoking that weed, when he thought "huh. Maybe we ought to build houses, and till the fields for 14 hours a day. Wouldn't that be nice!" and the rest is history. And this is why the use of the devil plant, cannabis, is reviled across the world.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ug is always such a straight bitch when he hits it. gently caress I told that dude straight up about my idea for how to just chill the gently caress out and catch fish easier with like, sticks and poo poo and now listen to him.

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
drat i wish i lived in the neolithic times. i get pissed off at my useless boomer parents so i make a canoe and paddle down the river and start my own village. no one stops me because i'm literally the first human to ever settle that spot

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