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Do you think for $20 I could get Crystal to dip one of her tits into the chocolate wonderfall?
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Sjs00 posted:I will order the fish taco iykwim Is this like a sex joke or something??? Ew.
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May 6, 2021 03:27
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Walk in starring at the ground, asking for the lunch special. Try to remain chaste while eating, but the temptresses wave their breasts mere inches from my face.
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May 6, 2021 03:41
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May 6, 2021 03:44
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Dang I bet it would suck to get a boner in plate armour.
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May 8, 2021 06:37
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I came here for the all you can eat shrimp but I see you are out. Can I have a "make it rain-CHECK?"
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May 8, 2021 19:52
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is this original? Holy poo poo this is beautiful
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May 8, 2021 20:52
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Amazing. I was just making crap up as I posted.
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May 8, 2021 20:54
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I came here to smoke Camels and cum in my pants, and I'm all out of Camels.
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May 8, 2021 21:06
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"I'm just here for the $5.99 shrimp basket!", I plead as I am bounced out the door for wearing paper thin jogger pants.
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May 8, 2021 21:17
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Mam, your right tit is in the mayo.
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May 8, 2021 21:47
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Sjs00 posted:is this original? Holy poo poo this is beautiful Not my image, just a well-fitting one. The artist makes some funny things but most of it is... unsuitable... for posting on SA.
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May 8, 2021 21:49
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I know, I know, don't call you "Mom" when you're working. Sorry Mo-- I mean, Janet 
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May 8, 2021 21:55
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More ice for my whisky, thank you darling
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May 9, 2021 12:26
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Oh my god. Oh my god! These ribs are loving amazing! Crystal! Hey Crystal! Hey! Get your rear end down from there and grab some napkins will ya? You gotta try some of these ribs. They're loving amazing!
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May 9, 2021 12:33
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Excuse me sir I came here to eat lunch and I expected to be provided with sustenance but this, sir, is clearly a human rear end and i REFUSE to eat it and I demand my money back! No i do not want fries with that are you listening to me? Hello? I said... Alright fine give me the worcestershire sauce.
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May 9, 2021 13:09
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I'm Paul Sorvino eating steak wearing my hat and a bath robe.
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I nervously walk in to the club; a beam of midday Tuesday sun briefly illuminates the dust in the air as the tinted glass door slams shut. "T-table for one please..." I stutter out to the hostess, a middle aged woman with tanned leather skin and faded blonde hair. She wears a tight spandex body suit and an expression of lifelong disappointment. Without a word she grabs a menu from a dusty stack and I follow her into the dark interior of the establishment. The distorted bassy thumps from the blown out speakers lead the way to the stage, where a glassy-eyed twenty-to-thirty-something woman with long greasy hair gyrates listlessly against a visibly rusting pole. I sit down at a wobbly table as the hostess slaps the menu upside down in front of me and walks away. I glance towards the bar to my left, the only other patron being a wizened old man in a trucker hat, nursing a beer. I realize too late that the man is me.
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