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   he looks cute but he's just trying to think of new ways to throw up in my pants gently caress you!!!! Punkinhead fucked around with this message at 06:35 on May 8, 2021 |
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Your cat looks like a toaster in the first picture. Or is that a toaster that looks like a cat?
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May 8, 2021 06:37
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This little rear end in a top hat coerced me into feeding him because he was eating bread I was using for car repairs.   Then I built him a house.  And a bed he won't even sleep in.  Lookit this dumb rear end in a top hat.    While this dumbass cat rifles through my possessions.  And barely even appreciates that she's warm and safe every day and night.  Sometimes pees on things she's not supposed to, took 2 years to stop hating my girlfriend after we'd started dating.  
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May 8, 2021 08:44
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 This fat shithead hates small children with a passion and strains at the leash to charge and I can only assume bite the poo poo out of them. In particular, he seems to hate children who are having fun, even if they are not moving or moving directly away from him. I have seem him become furious at toddlers and strollers. He will pick on smaller dogs at the dog park but when confronted by a larger dog he emits a high pitched shriek (not a yelp, I've never heard the sound before) that seems to confuse other dogs as he immediately flees. Sometimes when you're ready to move on during your walk because its clear to you that he is passionately looking for desiccated cat poo poo to eat but he would prefer to stay and look for rotten garbage to furtively wolf down, the dog will growl like one of the gremlins in the movie Gremlins and attack his leash, biting and shaking it, as if to break its neck. Thank christ hes only 25 pounds.
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May 8, 2021 09:37
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lonelylikezoidberg posted:
Lmao, solid strategy imo
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May 8, 2021 12:49
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there are only a couple small dog breeds that get a pass from me, I think most smaller dogs are tiny nightmares
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May 8, 2021 12:51
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I guess I finally managed to fall asleep around 4 after being up all night exhausted yet unable to sleep after getting my second vaccine yesterday. My cat decided she wanted to sleep on me so she hops up and proceeds to plant her rotund self right on my arm that got the shot. It was just a touch painful. I can’t be mad at her though. Our other cat died a couple weeks ago and she has just been following me around and not leaving my side. But still. She parked herself right on the injection site. If I could find a way to harness that into an alarm, I’d be rich. No one would sleep through it.
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May 8, 2021 14:16
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Can I post in this thread when I hate your pets
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May 8, 2021 14:30
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Elviscat posted:This little rear end in a top hat coerced me into feeding him because he was eating bread I was using for car repairs. ]
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May 8, 2021 20:38
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Now they're chewing on each other. Freakin weirdos
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May 9, 2021 23:02
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 Left rear end in a top hat has yet to adapt to the addition of right rear end in a top hat into the household, and it's nearly been a year. I've been awake for over two days making GBS threads piss. I have refrained from photography of my ill health, but believe me - I am producing a very healthy colour of urine...just, not with my urine. Everything hurts. The washing machine is in constant use. And left rear end in a top hat has taken her bugbear with the noob to eleven. She fights right rear end in a top hat:
When he stays still as she walks past him When he moves out of the way as she walks past him When he tries to sniff her butt When he's too afraid to let her sniff his butt When they're both in the bathroom because I called him and only him in so I could be sure he wasn't stealing my food (and the ensuing fight sends him running out and looking to drown his sorrows in human food anyway goddrat it) When he's still trying, after all this time and all the scratches on his nose, to be friendly to her When he does anything that she has previously been okay with, like sharing a bathmat in front of the loo in order to present a mutual grievance to me, or exploring the contained courtyard's garden side-by-side
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May 20, 2021 02:20
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Fuckin cat keeps catching huge beetles and bringing them inside, then they start shrieking and wake me up at 3 am. gently caress you cat
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May 20, 2021 11:26
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my cat hasn't done anything particularly annoying since I started this thread, but he has taken to sitting on my lap while I'm poopin (he always follows me into the bathroom)
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May 20, 2021 12:39
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Stop flaring at your brother you dickhead
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May 20, 2021 12:56
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after 2 years of never doing it my cat has decided to start trying to lay on me with his rear end right in my face. fucker
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May 20, 2021 13:53
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my dog is a good dog and gives me no displeasure op
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May 20, 2021 13:56
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My 4 week old kitten poo poo the bed. My bed. Twice.
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May 20, 2021 14:16
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There's been an rotting smell slowly building in the entrance way of my house. I've been searching for days thinking there might be a break in my septic line that comes in under the floor there. Today I finally shook out an old pair of sneakers and out dumped a chewed up corpse of a fat mouse that crawled into the toe and died. loving cats.
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May 20, 2021 18:03
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 Stop eating poo poo you find on the floor Stop eating poo poo you find on the floor Stop eating poo poo you find on the floor STOP EATING poo poo YOU FIND ON THE loving FLOOR YOU gently caress
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May 21, 2021 04:21
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PinheadSlim posted:
Ugh my cat has puked like 3 times this week from eating the stupid plant pieces he finds on the front porch. And of course I stepped in it with my bare feet each time. He caught an extra fiesty beetle just now and it started flying around!! It ran into me on the couch! I was screaming lol. God dammit Simba
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May 21, 2021 05:13
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My girl rats busted out of their cage today and I spent ages searching for the last one before finding her in the trash can i'd already checked 4 times. I'm really disappointed in her for living up to stereotypes like that.
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May 21, 2021 05:49
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How are you even getting into the false ceiling? Can you loving stop? I know you're loving in there when I call you for food and you don't come, and you've been so busy *THUMP* *THUMP* *THUMPING* your fatness around you're eating half what you normally do. Stop it. How did you even get stuck in your new scratching post? 
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May 21, 2021 06:18
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Elviscat posted:How did you even get stuck in your new scratching post? Lmao
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May 21, 2021 06:23
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May 21, 2021 12:09
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VivaLa Eeveelution posted:
my old cat did exactly this with our other cat, would just beat the poo poo out of him daily. eventually she got too old to win the fights so she'd just stare at him with a mean look all the time. he died at like 13-14 years and she constantly pined for him after he was gone lol
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May 21, 2021 13:32
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My big cat has beaten the poo poo out of the little one and glared her into submission for like, 6 years now, and in the past year they have somehow started somewhat getting along and become wary friends. I find them sitting there looking at eachother a meter apart in the hallway.
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May 21, 2021 13:35
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hm lotta cat posting in this thread very surprising... NOT!! get rabbits instead they only ever make your life better unless you enjoy having baseboards
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The Walrus posted:hm lotta cat posting in this thread This rear end in a top hat would LOVE for me to get rabbits.  Because it’s almost June and she hasn’t gotten one in the yard yet.
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