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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

DO IT YOU DWEEBUS. I KNOW YOU UNBANNED. I SAWS IT. NOW YOU COME AND POST IN THIS THREAD NOW YOU SCHLONGUS.

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Oct 12, 2009

hes dead

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970


Oh no. Not that easily. I'm gonna make it last.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Why did Gary Goldman's diary get banned?

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Holy poo poo the callout! Only a total dweebus would shirk from honorably accepting the summons

What say you old garys diary or whatever

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Nooner posted:

Why did Gary Goldman's diary get banned?

Probably bein too drat fly for this cold rear end world

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Nooner posted:

Why did Gary Goldman's diary get banned?

For impersonating gary oldmans diary.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
:gary: :yarg:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hm Gary Oldman's Diary must have thought it was White Boy Day. It ain't White Boy Day, is it?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Face it LAP, GOD is dead.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Weka posted:

Face it LAP, GOD is dead.

:negative:

No...

This can't be.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Nooner posted:

Why did Gary Goldman's diary get banned?

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3962212&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post513232954

autobanned in a most shamefully lazy manner. like at least do goatse or something

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Gary I have only ONE THING to say to you. Just ONE THING, you hear!???


















































































































Hello.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

I've never spoken to Gary Oldmans Diary but let this be my opener

*ahem*

Suck my balls!

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

You fuckman!

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Gary Oldman's diary (as in the actor's diary and not the goon named Gary Oldman's Diary) probably has a bunch of weird poo poo about Jews in there.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uc-LIr4wD8

sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





I dont see whats so special about this guy's milk. I thought he was just famous for being a method actor?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Bury Goldman In Derry I demand recompense

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Gary Oldman's Diarrhea

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I don't want him back, he gave the Vengaboys the location of the forums. I still remember the fear and terror we all felt when we heard the Vengabus was coming, and after they'd come and gone things were never the same and I don't think they ever will be again.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I miss you GOD

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


He scurred

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Gaaaary Gaaaaaaary

feller
Jul 5, 2006


sure okay posted:

I dont see whats so special about this guy's milk. I thought he was just famous for being a method actor?

lol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Gary Oldman's Diarrhea

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I’ll pass on having him back

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyDb4szpWmc&t=224s

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Imagine not posting. It's unnatural.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

He’s reverted to a feral-lurker state

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Gary Oldman's died aiee

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


I remember when gary oldman's diary first sucked my dick. It was a crisp November morning. He was wearing gogo boots and ripped jorts. I was wearing nothing. It was an awkward encounter in the bank that morning and

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I don't know who any of you people are

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
If he's such a good poster why isn't he posting? Checkmate

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'd like to read his diary entry on the fifth element

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Gary OLD man died of OLD age (little wordplay there for the more erudite goons to decipher)

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

I am dissatisfied, Gary. Really, really disappointed. Like, fo'shizzy upset. I close this thread and with it the part of my heart that you inhabit.

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