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the other day i saw a weird-looking shape out on the fire escape so i got closer to the window to check it out and it was a bird. normally its easy to know what a bird is but this one was sitting in a way that made it look like a feathery rock. the end
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the other day when i was brushing my teeth there was a little gnat on my mirror and when it flew away there was a little black spot so im pretty sure a gnat took a tiny sh*t on my bathroom mirror
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png
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I was at home watching a video and there was this faint-but-loud-enough-to-be-annoying buzzing going on and I tried all sorts of tricks to adjust the audio and then realised it was my phone. I r smrt!
Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"
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Jul 14, 2021 18:38
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about two weeks ago i picked up a pretty uninteresting snack cracker and then put it back down again
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Jul 14, 2021 19:50
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My life
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Jul 15, 2021 00:44
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it's a free country u pervs
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about two weeks ago i picked up a pretty uninteresting snack cracker and then put it back down again
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Jul 15, 2021 00:56
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I bought a tub of rainbow sherbet and didn't realize until I got home that there's no green, just orange and raspberry in this particular tub
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Jul 15, 2021 00:58
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it's a free country u pervs
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tbh i would be pretty dang upset if this happened to me
personal opinion is [green = orange] > pink sherbet
yeah ur right I'm in denial. everyone knows green is the best one
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Jul 15, 2021 02:10
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sorry op, I'll think of something less consequential
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Jul 15, 2021 02:11
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went to look for my wallet but immediately realized it was in my pocket, but the pocket was kinda twisted around so it took an extra second to get it out
 
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Jul 15, 2021 05:51
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i mean irl voted, not thread voted (which is important and a responsibility all posters have)
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A couple times a year for many years now I have gotten robocalls and texts from various sources asking for the wrong person, but always the same name. This person, if they exist and are not being scammed, has apparently missed a lot of court dates
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