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me and the girls playing the ultimate prank in this mischievous maelstrom known as college... that's right... climbing up into a tree with our trusty binoculars and spying in on the yobber house, trying to catch them in their Deadpool boxers prancing around... oh here we go Aubrey get up here you've got to see this... one of them is smelling under his fingernails and laughing.... oh my god check it out one of them is watching a shaky camrip of Boss Baby 2 with his left nut hanging out and affixed to his chair... drat where'd he get that camrip... I want to see Boss Baby 2... AND I want to see that nut.... oh girl D-Bog is in the corner there trying to photoshop a frog onto a speedboat... wonder what the caption's gonna be... can't wait to find out... oh oh oh quick quick quick get up here Trudges is on the move... holy poo poo check him out is that a Stone Cold Steve Austin crop top? And the boots from the Matrix...? where's that boy goin.... ooohhh nice he's trying to send a letter but he doesn't know how... ok ok give me some space, don't crowd me.... ok he's writing the address on the envelope... it's to America's Funniest Home Videos, is that even on anymore...? drat a classic, that boy's got refinement.... ok he's pausing... he's writing "please" at the top.... ok ok.... he's bending over... shhh Stacy you perv don't laugh so loud they'll hear... ok he's taping the letter to the front door... and leaving spare change for a stamp on the ground in front of it.... oh poo poo I think that just might work....
& all of your posts, lmbo
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& all of your posts, lmbo
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& all of your posts, lmbo
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those frat chicks from alpha alpha alpha are planning to steal our briefs!!
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me and the girls playing the ultimate prank in this mischievous maelstrom known as college... that's right... climbing up into a tree with our trusty binoculars and spying in on the yobber house, trying to catch them in their Deadpool boxers prancing around... oh here we go Aubrey get up here you've got to see this... one of them is smelling under his fingernails and laughing.... oh my god check it out one of them is watching a shaky camrip of Boss Baby 2 with his left nut hanging out and affixed to his chair... drat where'd he get that camrip... I want to see Boss Baby 2... AND I want to see that nut.... oh girl D-Bog is in the corner there trying to photoshop a frog onto a speedboat... wonder what the caption's gonna be... can't wait to find out... oh oh oh quick quick quick get up here Trudges is on the move... holy poo poo check him out is that a Stone Cold Steve Austin crop top? And the boots from the Matrix...? where's that boy goin.... ooohhh nice he's trying to send a letter but he doesn't know how... ok ok give me some space, don't crowd me.... ok he's writing the address on the envelope... it's to America's Funniest Home Videos, is that even on anymore...? drat a classic, that boy's got refinement.... ok he's pausing... he's writing "please" at the top.... ok ok.... he's bending over... shhh Stacy you perv don't laugh so loud they'll hear... ok he's taping the letter to the front door... and leaving spare change for a stamp on the ground in front of it.... oh poo poo I think that just might work....
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Jul 22, 2021 12:01
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imagine i tried to quote all of How Wonderful!'s posts, but also failing to do it properly b/c of constant BYOBhouse giggling.
Yeah. Also this. I can't keep up with the tidal wave of wonderful posts from how wonderful!
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*YOB boy presenting a powerpoint slide at Celebration of Student Achievement Day, all the other presenters are sitting on the sidelines with their legs crossed... all pressed white shirts, cheap neckties and church dresses... tacky, too shiny shoes... the YOB boy is wearing grey sweatpants, he is authentic, he is powerful, sweating under the armpits and neck parts, it doesn't matter what his shirt says*
YOB Boy: Ok so this here is a post I made...
*professors shift in boredom after hours of banal, trite presentations... undergraduate drivel...*
YOB Boy: ...in response to a post in FYAD...
*the professors all perk up, the sound of pens clicking into action*
YOB Boy: ...but then I posted it in BYOB instead
*half the professors leaping to their feet in outrage, calling for campus security, half weeping in applause. all the students hooting and hollaring. the girls showing their breasts in joy, the boys fishing their dicks out of their pants in celebration*
How Wonderful! fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Jul 23, 2021
-sig by Manifisto! goblin by Khanstant! News and possum by deep dish peat moss!
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Jul 23, 2021 03:24
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it's a free country u pervs
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*YOB boy presenting a powerpoint slide at Celebration of Student Achievement Day, all the other presenters are sitting on the sidelines with their legs crossed... all pressed white shirts, cheap neckties and church dresses... tacky, too shiny shoes... the YOB boy is wearing grey sweatpants, he is authentic, he is powerful, sweating under the armpits and neck parts, it doesn't matter what his shirt says*
YOB Boy: Ok so this here is a post I made...
*professors shift in boredom after hours of banal, trite presentations... undergraduate drivel...*
YOB Boy: ...in response to a post in FYAD...
*the professors all perk up, the sound of pens clicking into action*
YOB Boy: ...but then I posted it in BYOB instead
*half the professors leaping to their feet in outrage, calling for campus security, half weeping in applause. all the students hooting and hollaring. the girls showing their breasts in joy, the boys fishing their dicks out of their pants in celebration*
lmfao
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Jul 23, 2021 05:21
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I own said sweat pants and they're comfy as hell
pls call me D-bog starting now
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Jul 23, 2021 05:22
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The sister-bros of Upsidog Ligma P-hi(gh)
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