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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
What if Cthulhu was made out of sausages? Like a writhing mass of sausages?

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nut

please...i was still recovering from...harry potter...high....

biosterous




things from beyond space that man was not meant to eat



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biosterous




call of cthulhu stablock: 3d6 investigators eat cthulhu each round



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biosterous




when the boat rammed his head in that story it broke the casings and the insides spilled out and the horrified crew obtained the knowledge of How the Sausage is Made



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biosterous




the hugo awards, acknowledging that lovecraft was a huge racist piece of poo poo, now give out a big vegan sausage to their winners instead of a big meat sausage. their published reason is "because it would probably make him mad, and seriously gently caress that guy. we're glad he's dead. sorry it took us so long to get around to this, very sorry, we are trying to do better from now on!"



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biosterous




the casing out of space

(the sausage is too full)



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in the mouth of flavour madness (1994) isn't really true to the source material at all but it's definitely worth a watch imo



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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The Necronomicon...it isn't a book....it's a grill!

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Are you really going to eat those sausages bro? Are you really going to eat those abominable sausages?

Manifisto


it should be a rule of the internet that if something can be made out of meat, it exists


ty nesamdoom!

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
The Necronomnomnom

hot cocoa on the couch

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Viginti Septem posted:

The Necronomnomnom

https://i.imgur.com/W7qTiB3.mp4

a LEGENDARY sig by the LEGENDARY LAP

Percy Teatwillow

let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

boo-osterous posted:

in the mouth of flavour madness (1994) isn't really true to the source material at all but it's definitely worth a watch imo

sounds like Guy Fieri’s origin story


THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
Manifisto


Viginti Septem posted:

The Necronomnomnom


ty nesamdoom!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Chuthulorizo

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
the most delicious of the eldritch terrors.

fine meats aged since before time itself



barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Viginti Septem posted:

The Necronomnomnom


take the moon

by sebmojo
sausage cthulhu is prolly humanitys final form

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nut

the Shadow over Johnsonville

google THIS

(studies a shed piece of Cthulhu's flesh) Yep, Azathothage all right

alnilam

I never sausage an eldritch horror

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

alnilam posted:

I never sausage an eldritch horror

Manifisto


alnilam posted:

I never sausage an eldritch horror


ty nesamdoom!

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I've got a writhing mass of sausages teedly dee dee. There they are a-wrrigling over there. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...

Ventral EggSac

alnilam posted:

I never sausage an eldritch horror

Ventral EggSac

What's my cat's name? Uhhhh... Jimmy Dean

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Not wanting to admit that you gave your pet Shoggoth a super racist name.

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
When your faced with a sausage that defies reason and we need to defeat it then I can imagine that the hero we need would be some kind of German man. A butcher where the secret lies in a tradition that was laid down over the course of centuries. The recipes in the family. The secret books. Unausprechlichen Wurste. A terrrible secret. And he sharpens the blade of the butchers knife. His face is rotund and his eyes fiercly intense and blue.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Can we defeat him with mustard or will it only make him stronger?

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Manifisto


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Can we defeat him with mustard or will it only make him stronger?

sauerkraut will keep him safely imprisoned, but god help those who accidentally apply sweet pickle relish


ty nesamdoom!

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