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digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

Qu’elle soit extra ou ordinaire
Chaque vie finit d'la même manière
C'est la seule justice sur la Terre
Tous égaux dans le cimetière


This post was quite informative and having missed it the first time around, I am grateful to have had the opportunity to experience it. Thank you for both the post, and having bumped it.

:wotwot:

e:


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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

redshirt posted:

I had to run a little toad off my basketball court the other day.

Didn't want to do it.

Felt I had to, for his safety.

I said nice things while doing it.

That toad is going to remember that and one day when it grows up and becomes a big toad, it's going to take a giant poo poo on your basketball court.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

That toad is going to remember that and one day when it grows up and becomes a big toad, it's going to take a giant poo poo on your basketball court.

So be it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Thinkin' about that toad.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
toadstool :haw:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Weed!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
That's what the toad said

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I have to watch my step at night so I don't step on a toad.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

redshirt posted:

I have to watch my step at night so I don't step on a toad

... or step in a toad's huge poo poo!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The narration in real time is the icing on the turd cake in this video:
https://youtu.be/aivRUBrY8fo

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Motherfuckers forgot about the fuckin toad poo poo already?

Shame on you goons!!

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Motherfuckers forgot about the fuckin toad poo poo already?

Shame on you goons!!

Nobody forgot, like the pig's giant balls, the toad's poo poo lives on rent free within us at all times.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Motherfuckers forgot about the fuckin toad poo poo already?

Shame on you goons!!

I think about it every day.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Oh is that what those things on my walk are.

Seriously, I've seen these objects and thought they were left by foxes or something.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



btw

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

inb4 some hateful little miscreant fucks it up

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
:five:

I did my part

digitalist
Nov 17, 2000

Qu’elle soit extra ou ordinaire
Chaque vie finit d'la même manière
C'est la seule justice sur la Terre
Tous égaux dans le cimetière


Wasabi the J posted:

:five:

I did my part

The toad delivers unto us all glory, and unto the toad, I also bestow a :five:

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019



LOL, it shows what users vote a thread? I have fat-fingered a bunch of 1s and 2s before and figured it didn't really matter in the scheme of things. Whoooops...

Phat Phingers
May 27, 2023

Ey Frito-Lay! FUH Q MANG!
incredible poo poo, very massive.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Toad was basically 95% poo poo

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

That toad is the hero we need, but don't deserve.

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
Toad turd

Toard

luv2shit
May 15, 2023


:swoon:

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
In my limited experience with reptiles they take absolutely massive shits. One time in high school they brought a boa into our animal behavior class and it took a massive poo poo/piss. It was just sluicing across the floor like crazy, it was like half the size of the snake.

I bet they feel fantastic.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005

That's fine. I guess you're just losers then.

:frogout:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



toad's epic weight loss plan that doctors don't want you to know

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI7tjPGEz7U


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqa7sQxlrAA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyFs3RZuUuE

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Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdaHeliIVnI

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