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 We need to get some metaphor guys in here to check out the crime scene. They sound super smart.
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Oct 22, 2021 01:18
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Oct 22, 2021 21:43
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We gotta talk to the chief about getting a single uniform across the departments.
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Oct 22, 2021 23:28
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STOP RESISTING LINEARITY! STOP RESISTING LINEARITY! *opens fire*
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Oct 23, 2021 15:04
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ATCAB
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Oct 24, 2021 22:50
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Can time sojourners please stop attempting to stop the complete destruction by meteor of the ancient island of Britain. Please trust us that you don't want to see what ends up there if we let it exist
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Oct 25, 2021 02:13
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This whole thread and nobody talks about Poul Anderson's Time Patrolman series? Supermen from the future show up every time time travel is invented and give those involved with the project the opportunity to make sure said supermen exist. By studying and patrolling the timeline to make sure no drastic changes are made. Unless drastic changes to what actually happened are needed to ensure the "proper" timeline continues. Or time just gets over stressed and gives an Italian nobleman the ability to change the timeline whenever they flap their social butterfly wings. Needless to say I read a lot of these stories as a kid.
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Oct 30, 2021 05:10
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time cops are never interested in helping if you're stuck in a time loop, but the minute you accidentally step on a butterfly in the past it's all
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Nov 2, 2021 11:09
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Gonna do the crime, watch out for time (police)
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Nov 3, 2021 07:25
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I come from the future to arrest Reign for crimes against time and fashion.
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Nov 10, 2021 01:43
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You know those clothes just aren't fashionable yet. This is a bum rap I tells ya!
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Nov 10, 2021 05:21
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reignofevil posted:You know those clothes just aren't fashionable yet. This is a bum rap I tells ya! Yes, the Bum Wrap is why you are being arrested. It is a heresy you invented!
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Nov 10, 2021 07:49
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reignofevil posted:You know those clothes just aren't fashionable yet. This is a bum rap I tells ya! 
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Nov 10, 2021 12:46
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Wait a minute, since when were any of you in the time police? And what happened to the Lieutenant's face?
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Nov 10, 2021 17:39
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do not enter inheritor spacetime. do not enter antedesertium. remain within your local chronological sphere
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Nov 11, 2021 03:37
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"You're a loose cannon, I want your badge and gun on my desk NOW." ... "Sure I guess, but that's not what I meant" ... "Yes I get the principle, but" ... "Goddamn it"
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Nov 13, 2021 04:34
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Perp tried to go back in time and change the moment we made going back in time and changing stuff in history illegal. It was almost the perfect crime.
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Nov 13, 2021 06:23
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 Found a pick of Reign in action.
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Nov 13, 2021 06:26
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reignofevil posted:Perp tried to go back in time and change the moment we made going back in time and changing stuff in history illegal. It was almost the perfect crime. Accidentally creating the law against it in the process
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Buttchocks posted:STOP RESISTING LINEARITY! STOP RESISTING LINEARITY! *opens fire* [plants bag of Time Cocaine on a detained "suspect"] Well what've we got here [Waves at a group of 1940's German scientists escorting a guy in full-on SS commander garb] Those guys are alright
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Hey, I have a Time Crime to report. Apple totally hosed over Foundation, thus destroying any hope of a good tv adaptation in the future. This must have been done by future criminals, could you go back in time and end this show before it started?
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Nov 20, 2021 06:21
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The television continuum is very fragile. One hasty cancelation and suddenly every channel is big bang theory.
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Nov 20, 2021 06:33
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reignofevil posted:The television continuum is very fragile. One hasty cancelation and suddenly every channel is big bang theory. I think the risk is worth it. No universe should contain such a tragedy.
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Nov 20, 2021 07:00
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It's okay; we can just erase Apple TV as a whole without affecting the rest of space-time. It'll be as if no-one ever subscribed.
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Nov 20, 2021 12:40
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like subscription services in the rain
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Nov 20, 2021 12:41
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Tihs ho- ekam eeffoc eht ot txen nehctik eht ni ecived driew taht s'tahw syug yeH
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Nov 21, 2021 03:18
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Matoya got another one!
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Nov 21, 2021 03:33
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Ecilop emit eht nioj!
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Nov 21, 2021 05:42
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Damnit Jackson what did I tell you about taking a chronology shower after a shift? You're completely inverted- come on we got kids here today.
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CainFortea posted:
Late to the party, but:   Good morning, Captain Lambert.
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Dec 10, 2021 05:26
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I'm glad someone caught it!
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ACWHBB
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