What will the National Guard be used for next?

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Palladium: May 8, 2012; Very Good
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eSports Chaebol posted:

see signing up really is just like playing call of duty irl

ramirez would been dead a million times without the script

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PeterCat: Apr 8, 2020; Believe women.

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

New National Guard job just dropped: babysitting
https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1484595669121830922?s=20

loving NPR.

https://www.npr.org/2022/02/01/1076936492/russia-ukraine-conflict

Article title: "Why Americans should care about Russia-Ukraine standoff."

# ? Feb 1, 2022 19:34

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

I thought today that if the neolibs were smart they'd pass universal child care immediately to reduce the cost of working to get more people back into the workforce without raising wages. They could always just gut the programs after things go back to normal.

# ? Feb 1, 2022 19:45

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reserve_army_of_labour

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Maximo Roboto: Feb 4, 2012

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1495492219029102601

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Maximo Roboto posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1495492219029102601

How long until they are flipping burgers at MickyD's as a essential service?

# ? Feb 21, 2022 00:05

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Maximo Roboto posted:

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1495492219029102601

local neighborhood liberal discovers one weird trick to break Teachers unions.

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Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1496292796055044097?s=20&t=ctXp8Jhj4TUBkUc_PCfG2w

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Jon Pod Van Damm: Apr 6, 2009; THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

I did not have the National Guard being deployed as wetnurses on my bingo card.

# ? May 18, 2022 00:10

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

ted hitler hunter posted:

I did not have the National Guard being deployed as wetnurses on my bingo card.

I pray that you know what a wet nurse is, but I suspect you do not.

# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:51

Palladium: May 8, 2012; Very Good
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Weka posted:

I pray that you know what a wet nurse is, but I suspect you do not.

i know the one for mergo

# ? Jul 5, 2022 00:52

Jon Pod Van Damm: Apr 6, 2009; THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC

if you posted "making sure the trains run on time" you might turn out to be correct

# ? Nov 29, 2022 18:02

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

lol (somber)

# ? Nov 29, 2022 18:12

Tempora Mutantur: Feb 22, 2005

do national guard troops get free healthcare, education, ability to live on bases etc like the rest of the military, or none/some of that or what?

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redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Tempora Mutantur posted:

do national guard troops get free healthcare, education, ability to live on bases etc like the rest of the military, or none/some of that or what?

only if they're on active duty orders

# ? Nov 29, 2022 18:31

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