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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Warning! This is a haunted garage!
 
CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
 Do not post here or spoooooky things might happen to you!



You have been warned!

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Krakkles
May 5, 2003

 Ooooooh, scary

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luminalflux
May 27, 2005



 I'm not sure if I like spooky things

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Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat
How spooky is it?

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Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.


 Eh, only things I'm afraid of are rust and rod knock.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


 All hail Lucas, Prince of Darkness.



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Advent Horizon
Jan 17, 2003

I’m back, and for that I am sorry

 This thread seems cursed.



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Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



 Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of your garage?



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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


 A lot of people sure have gone into this threadcreepy building and nobody has come out. I better go in alone after them and make sure they're okay!

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

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Arse Porn Cage
Oct 9, 2003

 I ain't afraid of no ghost.

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Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
Pffff, ghosts aren't real.

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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Arse Porn Cage posted:

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

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I ain't afraid of no bed.

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Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Gonna dig through the ditches in this thread.

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Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



 I’ve always hated scary movies and the Blair witch project came out when I was barely in high school and that haunted me for weeks.

.05/10. Would not watch again.

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



 Yes hello is this monster garage?

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therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
I don’t see an ghosts in here. Better get drunk and party here without being invited just to be sure though.

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JointHorse
Feb 7, 2005

Lusus naturæ et exaltabitur cor eius.


Yams Fan
Oh no, that's where I keep my lasagna!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evy014QbbRM

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Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
 im scared

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TrueChaos
Nov 14, 2006

Rude Dude With Tude posted:

im scared

I'm not.

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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!
:kheldragar:

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

 What's going on in here, guys? I heard some rattling, is it bones or a timing chain that needs replacing desperately?

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Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.


 The skeletons loving in a filing cabinet noise is my Subaru in case you were wondering.

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
If Dracula made his coffin into a car, would it technically be a Boxster?

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SlimManFat
Nov 12, 2010

RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST

MrChips posted:

I ain't afraid of no bed.

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BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN' BUSTIN'

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RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


 s p o o k y

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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


 I'm not scared of your spoopy garage!

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Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




 Posting in penance for the ghosts of XJ's past.

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Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

 vroom vroom im a car that needs to get into that garage

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Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
:ohdear:

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Fuller9x
Feb 15, 2005

Gimme Milk
Ghost car for the haunted garage



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stevobob
Nov 16, 2008

Alchemy - the study of how to turn LS1's into a 20B. :science:


 BOO

haha got you

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Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

 The only thing I fear is headgasket failure.

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