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I sit at my computer to begin a day of posting. Deep breath. I press the power switch. I watch the BIOS screen and Windows loads. Deep breath. I move my mouse over to google chrome and click it. Deep breath. Chrome opens and all my tabs are ready and waiting. Deep breath. I click on the YOSPOS tab. I feel the spirit of posting swell within me. Deep breath. I click the post button and begin crafting a new thread. Deep breath. I am calm. Serene. This is my element. I am helping to build a new future. Deep breath. (x20)
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more like calm.jpg computer
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You should take a moment to meditate and reflect on your mental state before using your computer. don't post angry
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Silver Alicorn posted:You should take a moment to meditate and reflect on your mental state before using your computer. don't post angry when computer is running slow 
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rowdy rathore is a pro username
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new idea: underclocking
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I used to underclock my old laptop to keep it from getting too warm
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rotor posted:new idea: underclocking i did this like sixteen years ago to run my router machine fanless
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yes yes yes i know its not "new" i'm just posting ok
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setting all the gamer rgbs on every component to pastel hues for a calm vibe
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fans that make an meditative ommmmmmm sound
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rotor posted:yes yes yes i know its not "new" i'm just posting ok just post imo
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with a calm computer, every error is a guru meditation error.
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taking a walk to cool off instead of slamming the desk and screaming when ms word inevitably fucks up
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whenever you catch yourself becoming mad at the computer, return to your breath. breathe in a little deeper than you normally would, then let it all out naturally. do this for at least a minute do not get angry or disappointed at yourself if you start to feel bad about the computer. having feelings is natural. we acknowledge them and allow them to pass as a cloud passes in the sky. by being at peace with the computer we are at peace with ourselves
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Silver Alicorn posted:I sit at my computer to begin a day of posting. stopped reading here. your operating system is a piece of poo poo, op
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the calming presence of hello.jpg
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it's called bliss for a reason
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what kind of computer do you think she is using out of frame there??
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akadajet posted:what kind of computer do you think she is using out of frame there?? something with a nice hard drive
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ultravoices posted:something with a nice hard drive something solid state
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backdoor exploits
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rotor posted:fans that make an meditative ommmmmmm sound The Mindful Computer
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Silver Alicorn posted:whenever you catch yourself becoming mad at the computer, return to your breath. breathe in a little deeper than you normally would, then let it all out naturally. do this for at least a minute
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It will always be safe to turn off your computer. Go in peace.
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Every morning I wake up and open palm slam a floppy disk into the slot its calm-ocean.midi, i sit at my computer and listen to the calming beeps and boops of the ocean 30 mins including warm up and cool down every morning
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doesn’t seem very calm to me
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i would much prefer clam computer
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dioxazine posted:i would much prefer clam computer bivalve processing
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dioxazine posted:i would much prefer clam computer clams casino but its clams computer? is there anything there? lets workshop this one a little more. i smell a new thread idea for q3
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