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i'm the one whose shoulders and arms are always doing something off screen but you can't quite see anything
every now and then though there's a cacophonous crashing of what sounds like a dozen tin cans falling down but i don't miss a beat i keep talking about some % changes in some meaningless statistics
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Jan 7, 2022 02:29
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- Adbot
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Apr 28, 2024 00:37
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- fps_nug
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horsing around no longer
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I keep talking but I'm very obviously muted and you can see my face getting redder and redder
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Jan 7, 2022 02:37
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- selan dyin
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im resting my head in my palm, only because it puts my face ever so slightly out of frame so that i can vape weed without anyone noticing
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Jan 7, 2022 02:50
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- FutonForensic
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can't keep the camera from autofocusing on my cat's butthole
 
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Jan 7, 2022 02:57
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- Dads Dip Cup
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signs onto the call wearing pince-nez glasses but I forgot to attach the cord so they fall off partway through. the call proceeds as if nothing happened
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Jan 7, 2022 02:58
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- Prof. Crocodile
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my virtual background is a photo of a beautiful beach, but I refuse to engage with any jokes about blue fluid.
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Jan 7, 2022 03:04
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- gormless goblin
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im resting my head in my palm, only because it puts my face ever so slightly out of frame so that i can vape weed without anyone noticing
gormless goblin fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Jan 7, 2022
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Jan 7, 2022 09:10
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- NumptyScrub
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damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(
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Connects to the call using the cat face filter in homage to Rod Ponton
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Jan 7, 2022 15:31
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- Betty Wight
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Connects to the call using the cat face filter in homage to Rod Ponton
I am not a cat
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Jan 7, 2022 20:35
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- Uria aalge
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Chi-la-la-la-lax
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I have a blurred background that makes my hair look a bit strange.
Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!
Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!
"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain
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Jan 13, 2022 19:17
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- gormless goblin
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uria aalge won't unblur their background b/c you could see all their embarrassing erotic art hanging on the wall but just as they're about to consider unblurring it they see my enviable recreation of venus of willendorf so they just opt for the "deep space" backdrop
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Jan 14, 2022 01:34
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- Uria aalge
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Chi-la-la-la-lax
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uria aalge won't unblur their background b/c you could see all their embarrassing erotic art hanging on the wall but just as they're about to consider unblurring it they see my enviable recreation of venus of willendorf so they just opt for the "deep space" backdrop
It’s not “erotic”, it’s “sensual”, OK?
I’m now trying to share my screen and my PowerPoint, but instead of the presentation view you’re seeing my presenter view with all my notes.
It looks like gormless goblin’s Venus of Willendorf is laughing at me.
I have to fake a bad connection to get out of this situation
Thank you for the winter sig, Heather Papps!
Thanks for the summer sig, ChubbyChecker!
"Nobody owns life, but everyone who can pick up a frying pan owns death" - Kurt Cobain
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Jan 14, 2022 10:28
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Apr 28, 2024 00:37
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- gormless goblin
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uuu aaa gg uys caa n yoo oou hee eear mee ee? got ta ree conn eec t
bee ee rii iight baa aack
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