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Wait a second? What da hell's 'A bat?' I didn't sign up for any of this friggin' crap!
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poisonpill posted:Takes my advice and DON’T do what I did and stencil “PROP OF GOTHAM” on the side to avoid the capes. Dat t’ing got robbed ten minutes after I painted it. Saw it again about three months later when I temp henched over with Penguin. Their team nabbed it so that he could reach guns on the top shelf of his warehouse. Well, after having a good laugh, I couldn’t be mad about it. Dats good thinkin'. I'll go wid GOTHAM ELECTRIC CO
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Moon Slayer posted:I've never seen it but follow your dreams, bub. Be careful, though, that doesn't always work with all the Bat's gals; some guys tried that stuff with that one gal, Huntress I think she's called, and all's they got for it was cracked in the head with that long-rear end staff she carries around.
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Jan 19, 2024 06:30
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*reads the room* *starts thug oriented pleasure crime cruises chartering service to themyscira to steal statues and vandalize shrines*
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Jan 19, 2024 06:44
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The Voice of Labor posted:*reads the room* Dude no, Lara straight out kills ya, she has no chill
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Jan 19, 2024 11:09
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This all is the absolute best for me. Previous careers were tripping up at the job interviews. Nonstop "explain this gap in employment, now this one, and here too"... Now I can just say was in traction from another Batman beatdown. It works while also pointing to being increasingly skilled as a henchman.
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Jan 19, 2024 18:35
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all da joker's conspiratorial ramblings make a strange sort of sense when you realize he's been a cia asset all along
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Jan 22, 2024 06:45
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I'm working for the Riddler because Batman broke so many bones in my body while I was doing petty larceny that I'm chronically unemployed and rely on placing riddles around the city for him to solve to make ends meet and pay my mother's hospital bills.
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Jan 22, 2024 06:56
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Hey fellow thugs! I got my own wrecker crew! We got three cherry pickers and 6 tow trucks and other vehicles. All dedicated to helping fellow goons.
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