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Grooming things is pretty neat... but with most things you gotta get in early, I'll help you learn how to groom young things so that when they get old enough, they are prefectly groomed! First ... and i said this before, you gotta get in when they are young, otherwise they might get scared  Secondly you want to constantly re-assure them... try giving them treats.. see you're older and have more money, so it's totally a great idea to use that money to help them get fed  Thirdly you want to brush their teeth, so they have a nice young mouth  Do you have any good grooming tips?
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i like to detail my car OP is very satisfying my buffer is fun to use too. whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Feb 1, 2022 02:03
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Feb 1, 2022 02:08
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Did you know girls can also groom too? Yeah I know it sounds weird, but it's something both genders can ... "enjoy"
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Feb 1, 2022 02:08
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I feel like this thread is about sex but I'm not turned on???
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Feb 1, 2022 02:09
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I feel like this thread is about sex but I'm not turned on??? i feel like you just passed a test...
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Feb 1, 2022 02:10
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Holy poo poo is this pic real. gently caress is this what pugs look like when they smile? I'm tripping and this is really messing me up pls someone tell me. IS THIS REAL???
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Feb 1, 2022 02:16
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Holy poo poo is this pic real. gently caress is this what pugs look like when they smile? I'm tripping and this is really messing me up pls someone tell me. IS THIS REAL??? It's not real!!
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I'm pretty hirsute and people are always telling me to consider grooming, do you have any resources for beginners I could peruse?
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The Moon Monster posted:I'm pretty hirsute and people are always telling me to consider grooming, do you have any resources for beginners I could peruse? depends... how young are you?
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Feb 1, 2022 02:20
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Holy poo poo is this pic real. gently caress is this what pugs look like when they smile? I'm tripping and this is really messing me up pls someone tell me. IS THIS REAL??? uhhhhh i got bad news for you 
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Feb 1, 2022 02:24
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signalnoise posted:uhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh
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Feb 1, 2022 02:26
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signalnoise posted:uhhhhh 
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Feb 1, 2022 02:30
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Ghislaine Maxwell and a few of our former mods have some grooming tips for you.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I feel like this thread is about sex but I'm not turned on??? Do you ever think about anything else henry
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i just have a beard brush and comb and little scissors and a working access code to the high school just kidding it stopped working
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you're really mature for your age
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Feb 1, 2022 03:51
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no you dont understand, shes an old soul and im permanently stunted
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Feb 1, 2022 03:53
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The older I get the more I wish I just didn't have a body and could be some kind of incorporeal spirit that still posts but no longer has to deal with poo poo like pain or being dirty, do you have any grooming tips that involve becoming a robot or something
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signalnoise posted:The older I get the more I wish I just didn't have a body and could be some kind of incorporeal spirit that still posts but no longer has to deal with poo poo like pain or being dirty, do you have any grooming tips that involve becoming a robot or something drink a whole bottle of robitussin
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I need a gatdang haircut.
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signalnoise posted:The older I get the more I wish I just didn't have a body and could be some kind of incorporeal spirit that still posts but no longer has to deal with poo poo like pain or being dirty, do you have any grooming tips that involve becoming a robot or something you could be like RoboCop except just for postin' Instead of a gun in your leg a lil keyboard pops out and you can just start clicking out responses anywhere
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:drink a whole bottle of robitussin This is true
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signalnoise posted:The older I get the more I wish I just didn't have a body and could be some kind of incorporeal spirit that still posts but no longer has to deal with poo poo like pain or being dirty, do you have any grooming tips that involve becoming a robot or something try starting a cult their leaders are always transcending
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Feb 1, 2022 04:05
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honestly though i hate this thread and its underlying meaning its very bad and not good
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Big Beef City posted:you could be like RoboCop except just for postin' getting strong memories of the Sidekick phone from this, let's do it Robo Reagan posted:try starting a cult their leaders are always transcending you mean ... wait what is this then
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Feb 1, 2022 04:11
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I'm an expert at grooming for ages 15 or younger, beyond that you just gotta let the skin slough off on it's own.
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i use one of them old grandpa style double edge razors and the brush and I spend next to nothing on shaving I also use super sticky pomade and slick my hair back but it loosens up in an hour or so so I don't actually look like Michael Corleone those are my grooming tips because to continue the other joke feels gross
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Chinatown posted:honestly though i hate this thread and its underlying meaning its very bad and not good
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bout to give these leather seats a shampoo and shine, it's like the msg of new car smells!!
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Feb 1, 2022 04:28
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Quite Credible Subject, op
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Feb 1, 2022 04:31
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i don't groom bc i work outdoors with my muscles like true proletariat
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Feb 1, 2022 04:35
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grooming protip: if you don't brush your hair, eventually it merges into an amorphous mass
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I groom this totally normal dog that likes to lay in the tub.
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Chinatown posted:honestly though i hate this thread and its underlying meaning its very bad and not good
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Use one of these to freak out your friends and family and cat
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