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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Hi posting pals! Welcome to your new and improved rules thread!

We mods (and IKs!) of GBS strive to make it a fun place to post where you can hang out and be silly with your online pals. However, we do have rules, which, if you break, will result in some sort of punishment! Be warned!

  • Before you post, please ask yourself the following question: "Am I making a post that is funny, informative, or interesting on any level?" While GBS does embody the :justpost: mentality, you should put at least a modicum of thought into the words that are flowing from your brain to your keyboard before smashing that post button.

  • Zero content posts should be made at your own risk. Consider what the thread is before going :firstpost:. We also don't allow LurkerX type posts ("Hello, I'm new here on the interwebs!") If you're new, lurk a bit! See how the threads vibe because each has its own little subculture. You'll find where you fit if you read the threads and think of something fun to say :)

  • If you have a gimmick account, pray to whatever's out there that it's funny. If not, thanks for the $10 donation.

  • Spamming or advertising isn't allowed at all. If you have a business or another enterprise to promote, buy an ad.

  • Don't mess with the forums in any capacity. If you post a malicious link (any URL with spyware or code designed to annoy people) you will be banned. Do not make plans to annoy or destroy other forums. Do not attempt to start a witch hunt against another poster. Doxxing will result in an immediate permaban.

  • This is not reddit. I cannot stress this enough. SA's culture paved the way for lesser (and frankly more inferior) copycats. Don't act like this is reddit because it is not.

Respect the Mods and Community:

Mods: Mods and IKs (Idiot Kings) are there to keep the community safe and fun to post in. We work on a volunteer basis because we get paid in SA stock options once Jeffrey brings the IPO online we love this community and want it to continue to be the best place to post on the entire internet. Please be respectful of us and we'll always do the same for you.

Current GBS Mods:
Aardvark!
CaptainSarcastic
genesplicer
Infidel Castro InfidelCastroSA@gmail.com
Jestery
Karma Comedian KarmaComedianSA@gmail.com
Seth Pecksniff
Solefald
Tarquinn

Current GBS IKs:
Tbd

Thread specific IKs:
A Fancy Hat (Trumplol Thread)
Pope Corky the IX (Supreme Pontiff of r/relationships)
CommieGIR (Ukraine War Thread)
Toxic Mental (Ukraine War Thread)

Other Goons: Not everyone is going to like everyone else who posts here. Forum enemies and enmity are dumb, but they're part of the pact of posting anonymously on the internet. That being said, don't be a total dweeb to other goons. A good burn here and there is great, but don't follow them into other threads and harass them. Also, death threats or encouraging suicide are not acceptable under any circumstances and you will be punished for that.

Offsite drama is neither the responsibility of the moderators, nor something they have influence over. If there is an issue in a goon Discord, talk to the server admin first. Mods have no power over Awful Yearbook. Do not bring offsite drama into GBS unless you want to get teased before a mod deals with you.

Racism, ableism and other anti-isms aren't welcome here. Again, this is not reddit. Don't use slurs of any kind. Certain words are confined to certain threads; for example, the word "oval office" may only be used in the Australia and UK threads, because we're looking at a fascinating linguistic study of what happens when a language devolves into using one single word at various intonations and they're test subjects in a lab. Don't intentionally misgender or deadname other posters, and if you do, recognize your mistake and pledge to do better.

If you want to post a charity or donation thread, ask a mod first. Posting without mod approval is subject to gassing of the thread in question.

All general SA rules apply here. In general, don't be a total rear end in a top hat and you'll be just fine.


Images and Files:

If an image is not work-safe, add an :nws: and a link. This includes literally anything you personally would not want your boss, grandma, or other person you respect to see you looking at. Yes, the Goatman is still banned, even though he's an old friend and we accept him like one.

If an image is potentially disturbing, triggering, or might make someone puke, do the same as above with the :nms: tag, and think about whether you really want to post it at all.

Avoid posting rapidly blinking images. They can trigger seizures, which we don't want with our posting friends.

Do not ask for warez, illegal programs, cracks, torrents, illegal streaming sites, etc. Don't post links, ask for links to download, or otherwise discuss illegal copies of copyrighted works, including movies, books, software, etc. Information may want to be free, but you won't be if you do this.

Do not post your nudes. Please

Finally, the Ukraine thread has its own special set of rules, which will be subject to an addendum to below post.

We mods do take feedback. If you'd like to discuss anything with us, feel free to PM us! We're happy to help you. Welcome to GBS and enjoy your stay!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:49 on May 29, 2023

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
IF YOU PLAN ON POSTING IN THE UKRAINE WAR THREAD, PLEASE READ THESE RULES.

Main rules:

1. Bloodthirst/War Porn: Reveling in the death/misfortune of soldiers or civilians is explicitly and definitively punishable by probation or ban. Please remember that it's human beings on both sides of this conflict. War is not good and people getting hurt and dying is not good, even if it's people we don't like. Don't wish death on people, wish for Russia to pack up its poo poo and go home and work backwards from there. Horndogging for war materiel is weird, don't do it. You've been warned.

2. Posting about posters: NO DISCUSSION OF OTHER FORUMS OR THEIR POSTERS IN THIS THREAD. This will be strictly enforced via time off and/or bans depending how severe the violation is. This includes trying to be cheeky and sly about "some other forums" or "other people on SA" or something along those lines. Everyone knows what you mean, don't try to skirt the rules with vaguery.

3. Accusations and Brigading: No more accusing other posters or forums of being genocide deniers, warmongers, Nazis, collaborators, Russian shills, war fetishists, etc. here without actual bona fide proof. Flinging around words like nazi/tankie/fascist/bloodluster shuts down conversation and makes the thread worse for everyone. This shouldn't need to be said, but don't brigade or taunt other forums or posters. Attempting to troll/concern troll/brigade this thread will get you a threadban and posting in it afterwards will be a $10 fee. If you have an issue with the thread, PM a mod or IK, don't threadshit.

4. This is not D&D: Normal GBS rules still apply. Some people may shitpost, some people may post interesting information, some may just be wondering what the hell is going on. These are all valid ways of posting. We're not going to be enforcing D&D style rules here.

5. No bigotry. Don't post bigotry. No generalizations. No "all Russians are culpable" posts. Using the term 'orcs' or 'hohols' falls into this category.

6. No more reddit-style content garbage. NAFO poo poo and the like is generally cringey and it's just boring white noise. Things that make light of the extremely serious nature of this conflict aren't going to be allowed. Putin Monkey is still okay though, as it was valid before this war even started.

7. No passive voice fear-baiting. Posts like "Don't go on twitter, you guys don't wanna see this horrible video of people getting blown up" is just trying to let people know that you saw some gore and you're hyped up about it. No one needs to know that it's out there at this point. If you want to genuinely warn people about this, message a mod or IK and we'll post it for you.

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Notes on content warnings and what's OK to post in here
- Mental Health warning: we're discussing war and war includes discussions about violence, death, and possibly war crimes committed.
- DO NOT POST CONTENT WITH DEAD BODIES / POOLS OF BLOOD / GORE / DEATH / PEOPLE DYING / ETC. Nothing :nws:, :nms: that is combat-footage related. This really can't be said enough times. There is a very high threshold for "newsworthy" violent content. If you are unsure if your content could be on the nightly news, you should refrain from posting it and ask a mod or IK beforehand. Things like HIMARS firing or the aftermath of destroyed civilian infrastructure are allowed.
- Examples of videos or pictures that are okay to post: Soldiers driving or walking around talking about the situation on the ground, analysis of the war as it stands today, feel-good stories about puppies and kittens being rescued, people moving in or moving out of Ukraine, John Deere Tractor towing advertisements, financial and military support projects by other countries, changes in leadership, some guy in Ukraine calling Putin an rear end in a top hat, phone calls between Russia soldiers and others (with content warnings), etc.
- Always include a brief description with your link and just don’t spam poo poo. It doesn’t need to be a play by play but something someone can read and determine whether or not they want to see it.
If you don't want the link to auto-embed, uncheck the "automatically parse URL" button below the text field.
- Videos of torture/mutilation of soldiers or civilians are not to be posted or linked in the thread at any time for any reason. If you do you will be taking a long posting break and will be paying 10 dollars or risking your account.
- News coverage can be linked with appropriate content warnings and tags, but don't link anything that shows things in the above content warning, i.e. gore, dead bodies, etc. without mod approval beforehand.
- If you see something that is not following the above guidelines report it and/or PM myself, one of the IKs, or an admin. We will take a look at it and deal with the post as seems appropriate.

If you aren't sure whether or not you should post something, hold off and then DM one of the IKs and we'll let you know ASAP

Make use of the report button: We count on the community to help us out in this. We do take every report into consideration, and we would encourage you to use it if you think rules are being violated. Please don't report people who just disagree with you. That's petty and dumb. If you see a reply you don't like, call out specific posts, not the whole thread.

These rules are subject to change, so please check back every so often. We want GBS to be a great community, even in the midst of all that's going on. If you have any concerns/suggestions/complaints about the rules please PM one of the IKs/mods/admins. We want this thread to stay on topic and be a relatively chill place to read and post about the war. Don't gently caress that up for everyone, we're all going to try and do better. We discussed the rules in SAD and solicited feedback from the D&D and GiP threads as well. If you have any questions about the rules of this OP, please post them in SAD's general chat thread or create a new thread. Thanks!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Mar 8, 2023

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
:siren: New rule! :siren:

Jokes or "jokes" accusing any Something Awful poster being a pedophile without evidence are no longer going to be tolerated. Even Reddit doesn't allow that any more. From now on any such "jokes" in GBS will receive "probes" of indeterminate length subject to mod discretion. This includes "jokes" about the mod team being pedos, which has officially been run into the ground at this point. Note that this explicitly includes "mods knew".

Good lord, people, give it a rest.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jul 26, 2022

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Edit: reconsidered

If you're gonna post a screenshot with slurs be considerate about your fellow posters and don't abuse the privilege.

KitConstantine fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Aug 27, 2022

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