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Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
yesterday i had an issue with azure billing and had to call microsoft support. turns out the hyper-american, follow-a-script support talk is a huge asmr trigger :3:

post your asmr stories i guess

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




no thanks

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBnMXPDErFc

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

lmbo, consider me asmred

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i like when the pretty whisper lady runs her fingers through the fuzzy microphone cover

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i get asmr from lying in bed naked next to an attractive person and touching each other and kissing and stuff

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



i still don't know what this means

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

its a made up thing that turned into a weird youtube porn category

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Bloody posted:

its a made up thing that turned into a weird youtube porn category

it's not made up but it did turn into a weird youtube porn category, as all things are destined

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
also a weird twitch porn thing

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Roosevelt posted:

it's not made up but it did turn into a weird youtube porn category, as all things are destined

nah its definitely made up

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

quote:

The contemporary history of ASMR began on 19 October 2007 on a discussion forum for health-related subjects at a website called Steady Health.[27] A 21-year-old registered user with the handle "okaywhatever" submitted a post describing having experienced a specific sensation since childhood, comparable to that stimulated by tracing fingers along the skin, yet often triggered by seemingly random and unrelated non-haptic events, such as "watching a puppet show" or "being read a story".[28]

Replies to this post indicated that a significant number of other people had experienced the sensation which "okaywhatever" described – also in response to witnessing mundane events. The interchanges precipitated the formation of a number of web-based locations intended to facilitate further discussion and analysis of the phenomenon for which there were plentiful anecdotal accounts,[23][29] yet no consensus-agreed name nor any scientific data or explanation.[24]

totally real thing, discovered by a 21 year old poster,

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



this is just the sensory version of the word liminal

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

it's definitely a thing that i get when i hear tapping or brushing sometimes. you people probably also think cilantro tastes like soap

in conclusino, gas thread ban op

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




asmr butt it's all just farts

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Roosevelt posted:

it's definitely a thing that i get when i hear tapping or brushing sometimes

oh does the crystal you wear around your neck vibrate when this happens? maybe i should open my chakras up more hm

Roosevelt posted:

you people probably also think cilantro tastes like soap

i do. i wish i could taste it like the rest of you

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
cilantro is gross as hell

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Cat Face Joe posted:

oh does the crystal you wear around your neck vibrate when this happens? maybe i should open my chakras up more hm

i got my first ones in first and second grade watching mr wizards world and didn't know what it was for 25 years, then i used it to cure my insomnia. thanks for posting

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



im glad the crystals have helped u

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Cat Face Joe posted:

im glad the crystals have helped u

the what?

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i went into the combination weed and crystal shop and the enthusiastic young lady at the counter was talking to me about charging crystals. i didnt tell her about the method me and my bros use to recharge our crystals

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
lol

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

is asmr the same as the thing you (I??) get when listening to some music and you kinda get shivers or w/e

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
i get a buzz from that v.32 modem noise (not v.34, get out with that garbage)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it’s the same end result I think but caused by different things




I fear lonely people will get addicted to pretty youtube ladies breathing into a microphone saying things like “I love you” and stuff and then much like porn people will get unrealistic expectations of relationships etc

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Gentle Autist posted:

is asmr the same as the thing you (I??) get when listening to some music and you kinda get shivers or w/e

i get goosebumps from music, this is different. more like a nerve column thing

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
for me it’s pretty similar to those chinese wire scalp massagers thingies, but more diffuse.

sorry for y’all who can’t access the wack rear end crystal prison of bliss.

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020

echinopsis posted:

it’s the same end result I think but caused by different things




I fear lonely people will get addicted to pretty youtube ladies breathing into a microphone saying things like “I love you” and stuff and then much like porn people will get unrealistic expectations of relationships etc

there’s a similar thing on YouTube where black people and pretty young ladies “react” to 80s metal and like… Pink Floyd. stuff white shutins listen to. and the comment are all super smug, along the lines of “I told you so” and “look who finally decided to listen to good music”. you can almost picture them feeling vindicated for years of social outcast because some people on the internet pretended to like the same music.

:sad:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Kernel Sanders posted:

there’s a similar thing on YouTube where black people and pretty young ladies “react” to 80s metal and like… Pink Floyd. stuff white shutins listen to. and the comment are all super smug, along the lines of “I told you so” and “look who finally decided to listen to good music”. you can almost picture them feeling vindicated for years of social outcast because some people on the internet pretended to like the same music.

:sad:

which one of these channels is your favorite?

Kernel Sanders
Sep 15, 2020
pink floyd, obviously

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
sounds are pleasurable beep boop

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




so is a cheeseburger.

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