2022 thread for people who use "whilst"

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Whilst needs posted

# ? Jul 12, 2022 13:28

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 11:33

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

i hope ops laptop falls in to a bathtub whilst they are in it

# ? Jul 12, 2022 14:06

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

putin is a oval office posted:

while and whilst aren't synonyms

while is a measurement of time, whilst is a word for when things happen simultaneously

the US just decided to use one word for both which okay cool I guess, I don't know where the weird attitude about it comes from tho

fascinating stuff here and I am being serious

also I was probably thinking of which instead of while when I made that bad writing quip but I still maintain both words are lazy

# ? Jul 12, 2022 15:00

crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
_{(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)}

Hello, dear

it's used a lot in :britain:

# ? Jul 12, 2022 16:02

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

reading this thread upon my phone whilst i take a big poo poo

# ? Jul 12, 2022 16:04

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

crispix posted:

it's used a lot in

And

# ? Jul 12, 2022 16:42

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

roast ox crisps

# ? Jul 12, 2022 17:28

Karol-Man: May 14, 2022; by Fritz the Horse

whilst it very wrong to have sex with cats, i did anyways

# ? Jul 12, 2022 17:29

Karol-Man: May 14, 2022; by Fritz the Horse

*didnt! insaaaane typo

# ? Jul 12, 2022 17:30

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Finger my butthole whilst sucking my balls op

# ? Jul 12, 2022 19:32

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

stick them chips up yer fanny

# ? Jul 12, 2022 19:35

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

I'm now going to bitch about actual bad grammar.

Anyone who types out "should of" rather than "should have" or even "should've" needs to be slapped. Vigorously.

# ? Jul 12, 2022 19:44

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm now going to bitch about actual bad grammar.

Anyone who types out "should of" rather than "should have" or even "should've" needs to be slapped. Vigorously.

Your taking peoples ability to use grammer for granite.

# ? Jul 12, 2022 19:56

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Languages evolve and change, words and phrases go in and out of fashion.

# ? Jul 12, 2022 20:00

Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

staberind posted:

Languages evolve and change, words and phrases go in and out of fashion.

This should not be allowed :mad:

# ? Jul 12, 2022 20:03

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Skeleton Ape posted:

This should not be allowed

The French have the right idea

# ? Jul 12, 2022 20:04

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

it�s only 2022 if you use the bullshit gregorian calendar

in my house we use metric dates

# ? Jul 12, 2022 20:14

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

a wandering fartboy i

# ? Jul 12, 2022 20:17

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

If you're American, it's a paddlin'. OK we cleared that up.

# ? Jul 12, 2022 21:14

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

to whomsoever it mayeth concern

# ? Jul 12, 2022 21:15

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Finger my butthole whilst sucking my balls op

I shan't

# ? Jul 12, 2022 21:22

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

my seat of ease

# ? Jul 12, 2022 22:58

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

need some bog paper for my arse

# ? Jul 12, 2022 22:59

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

"Won't" is a dumb word, it should be "willn't"

# ? Jul 12, 2022 23:03

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Whilstin' out and being violent

# ? Jul 12, 2022 23:38

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

oh me? i'm simply languishing on the davenport :smug:

# ? Jul 13, 2022 03:00

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

The Bloop posted:

Whilstin' out and being violent

# ? Jul 13, 2022 03:13

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

EorayMel posted:

Whilst farting I

Farting whilst getting my dick suckled upon

# ? Jul 13, 2022 03:19

precision: May 7, 2006; by VideoGames

behold! my cock
is red;
I stand erected

foolishly sundering onceward
to butts, o butts!
and, perchance,
a vag

# ? Jul 13, 2022 04:50

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

Men (2022)

# ? Jul 13, 2022 05:41

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm now going to bitch about actual bad grammar.

Anyone who types out "should of" rather than "should have" or even "should've" needs to be slapped. Vigorously.

yeah this is the kind of thing that really pets my peeves

# ? Jul 13, 2022 05:52

for fucks sake: Jan 23, 2016

Bula Vinaka posted:

stick them chips up yer fanny

I'll hoof ye in the fud

# ? Jul 13, 2022 07:59

Obfuscation: Jan 1, 2008; Good luck to you, I know you believe in hell

I once tried making fun of a British person for using the word "whilst" and they were like "what, it's a normal word that people use" and I felt like an idiot, thanks SA

# ? Jul 13, 2022 09:04

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Obfuscation posted:

I once tried making fun of a British person for using the word "whilst" and they were like "what, it's a normal word that people use" and I felt like an idiot, thanks SA

Why did you let them control the narrative like that?

# ? Jul 13, 2022 09:20