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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Pale one approaches!
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Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin
Someone shop in joe rogans hideous micropeen nipples, I wonder what they smell like haha

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

 :ohno:

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

the holy poopacy posted:



Muskie are good trophy fish.

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Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

BIGELON IS REAL
I AM GOING TO KISS HIM

* # ? Jul 21, 2022 13:50
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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus

Bubblyblubber posted:



BIGELON IS REAL
I AM GOING TO KISS HIM

It takes more than a kiss to get a horse.

* # ? Jul 21, 2022 14:43
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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

 I love you all so much. These threads really do brighten my whole week.

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A LOVELY LAD
Feb 8, 2006

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



College Slice
https://i.imgur.com/ucflOii.mp4

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...

A LOVELY LAD posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ucflOii.mp4

:ck5:

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Billy BobJ
Jul 13, 2022
 cant beat daddy bezos

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The weis man cometh

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

  

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

SAY YOHO posted:



Adumb

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SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal

A LOVELY LAD posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ucflOii.mp4

What is that from?

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mmmm
Jul 26, 2010

hey
you're one of them fancy lads, ain't ya?

SavageMessiah posted:

What is that from?

from the only movie I've seen where Wilford Brimley fucks

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Gatto Grigio
Feb 9, 2020

SAY YOHO posted:



BEHOLD! A PALEBLOOD DOUCHE!

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brunch with yr parents
Jan 6, 2013

SWEATBOX SYMPHONY

A LOVELY LAD posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ucflOii.mp4

I’m always blown away by everyone’s creativity in these threads, but never in my life did I expect to see someone leverage loving Cocoon for laughs at Elon Musk’s expense. Well done.

This scene scared the poo poo out of 10 year old me, by the way.

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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

mmmm posted:

from the only movie I've seen where Wilford Brimley fucks

Wilford Brimley does not gently caress, he diabeats his meat

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

SavageMessiah posted:

What is that from?

Gutenberg starring in porkys 3?

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Sandwich Anarchist posted:



omg

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Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Aishlinn posted:



Shreeedder why is my body so teeeerrible

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Beardcrumb
Sep 24, 2018

An absolute gronk with a face like a chewed mango.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:



:vince:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004

Aishlinn posted:
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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

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it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

NotJustANumber99 posted:
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Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
Will someone pretty please put him walking down tony soprano's driveway to get the paper

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

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Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
Lmao thank you

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Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..

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Diamonds On MY Fish
Dec 10, 2008

I WAS BORN THIS WAY
a rat done bit my sister Nell...
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JG_Plissken
Oct 22, 2005

I went to a four year college and all I got was this stupid look on my face!
He’s more grey than white

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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Booty Pageant posted:



My life is worse than it was before I saw this.

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