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Go to a water park and get in the lazy river. Stay in it all day, if possible. Gather the extra, empty tubes that somehow make their way around the river. Turn them into a small island, or latch onto other people (don't ruin their chill, though) and make a long tube train. Grab onto the water features. Chill under the rain mushroom, relax in the waterfalls, and stay under them for hours if you want. Nobody cares. Nobody's watching. Nobody's judging. It's the lazy river, and it's all about the chill. It's the BYOB of water rides. gently caress slides and log flumes. The lazy river is where it's at.
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Jul 29, 2022 21:05
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What are the best lazy river features? I prefer splits and merges so each trip around can be a little different.
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Jul 29, 2022 21:10
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the OG Lazy river at Schliterbahn has some great branching paths so every trip can be different. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HBbFxVNecw
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Jul 29, 2022 21:12
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If that goes down, how do you go back up to complete the circle? If it's not a loop then get out of here with that non-lazy-river garbage.
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Jul 29, 2022 21:16
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I have, in the lazy river at Sunsplash, stepped on both a hair weave and a slice of soggy white bread.
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Jul 29, 2022 21:31
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hel;l yeah after they reopened the outdoor pool in the town i grew up in they installed a lazy river, get in that poo poo and spend all day with it, as it was immune to the 5 minute no child times and the full adult swim hours
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Jul 29, 2022 21:40
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Szyznyk posted:and a slice of soggy white bread. You still haven't apologized for stepping on me yet.
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Jul 29, 2022 22:52
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Is there anything grosser in the whole world than "used bandaid on the ground at the water park"
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Jul 29, 2022 22:59
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I like to get in and go the wrong way.
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Jul 29, 2022 23:17
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BaronVanAwesome posted:Is there anything grosser in the whole world than "used bandaid on the ground at the water park" one that found its way onto your body in the course of swimming
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Jul 29, 2022 23:35
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I liked swimming in the lazy river op, but tubes are cool too I bet even cooler if it's a place you can drink at as an adult Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:one that found its way onto your body in the course of swimming ever find one taking off your swimsuit when you get home? 
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Jul 30, 2022 00:14
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My favorite lazy river is absolutely the Kopiko Wai POV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=650Z93N3F6U TeAwa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwMoLaNmwh0 For those of you who like swimming in the rivers instead of floating in the tubes, TeAwa is probably gonna be your choice here.
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Jul 30, 2022 02:57
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wet n wild las vegas (when it was on the strip) used to have a great lazy river that went around the entire park
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Jul 30, 2022 03:11
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My local water park has two rivers. One lazy One adventure
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