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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Astral when is Something Awful going to get a recommendation engine
 
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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 For example:

If I post in a poo poo my pants thread, I should be shown more poo poo and fart threads
If I like a Nom Epique thread, I should be shown more threads about yetis, island drinks, and haters chasing clout
If I'm a mod, I should be shown more anime threads or threads relevant to young people

Modern times call for modern solutions

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


 when is there going to be a thread for calling Smugworth a stupid idiot

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
im gay

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

Sid Vicious posted:

when is there going to be a thread for calling Smugworth a stupid idiot

i only ask because i want to make sure to never post in it

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You better start believing in threads for calling op an idiot cause you're in one :getin:

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Cow Tools

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 i recommend DEEZ NUTS op

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

i recommend DEEZ NUTS op
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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 i cant poo poo and its ruining my friday night.

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

flubber nuts posted:

i cant poo poo and its ruining my friday night.

owned

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Nooner posted:

im gay

You should be shown more gay threads

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 wait, does that mean there are also straight threads? where are they?

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Iron Chef Ramen
Sep 15, 2007

HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
its this one

this one is cis af

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Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
I would prefer an algorithm load the forums in a feed of threads I may enjoy while also peppering in ads for products I may enjoy as well. This loading things in order of recent activity is some boomer poo poo.

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


 i recommend any thread i've posted in as i'm pretty sure i'm a great poster

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istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

 I’m in the closed beta; why do I keep getting recommendations for all this Star Trek gay slash fanfic and where is it coming from

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for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

istewart posted:

I’m in the closed beta; why do I keep getting recommendations for all this Star Trek gay slash fanfic and where is it coming from

One time I trained a chat bot with exclusively Data / Picard erotic fanfic. Good times.

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