Schrodinger's Cat

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The Maroon Hawk

doesn't really work imo because if the cat is alive and trapped in a small box, you'll fuckin know it

# ? Sep 5, 2022 06:21

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:44

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

one time when i was a kid we came back from church and heard this frantic meowing and we were looking all over for my little brother's kitten. eventually we realized he was sitting on the couch and not moving and the sound appeared to be coming from underneath him. yeah, he stuffed the kitten in a metal lockbox

the kitten was fine i guess but it ran away shortly afterwards and didn't come back

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# ? Sep 5, 2022 06:37

Trying

Schr�dinger's dog had no kind of wider ontological implications or what-have-you, he was just a really excellent dog.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 07:35

Iambic Pentameter

The Maroon Hawk posted:

doesn't really work imo because if the cat is alive and trapped in a small box, you'll fuckin know it

schrodinger clearly did not own a cat. he got talent but this is a rookie mistake

# ? Sep 5, 2022 07:45

google THIS

The Maroon Hawk posted:

doesn't really work imo because if the cat is alive and trapped in a small box, you'll fuckin know it

The trick is to use a cardboard box, then shoo the cat away from the box multiple times so it thinks it's not supposed to get in the box, then when it sneaks in there anyway you start calling the cat's name and act like you're anxiously searching for it. Now you'll be lucky to get the cat out of there

# ? Sep 5, 2022 15:35

nut

u just put a window on the box I don�t get what these people r on u aren�t smart schodinger

# ? Sep 5, 2022 15:36

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I've put my homework assignments in the box and they exist in a simultaneous state of having the right answers and the wrong answers. That you, the teacher, have decided to open the box, collapsing the wave function, and setting a determination to this quandary of my answers being wrong is solely on you, the observer.

Now if you need me, I'll be rolling more DMT joints out of my physics books.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 16:19

Trying

Nobody ever talks about his dog is why mention it. He was a good boy.

# ? Sep 5, 2022 16:44

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Schindler's Cat saved more than a thousand Jewish refugees from Meowshwitz

# ? Sep 6, 2022 06:31

Finger Prince

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Schindler's Cat saved more than a thousand Jewish refugees from Meowshwitz

This is simultaneously the greatest most terrible joke itt, and only the observer can tell which.

# ? Sep 6, 2022 06:48

Twenty Four

Chekhov's Cat:

Don't put a cat in your story for no reason, you should use it for something, or it's just *coughs* "fluff".

# ? Sep 6, 2022 09:29

Manifisto

Dunning's and Kruger's Cat (they have joint custody) is really really convinced he's hiding in a box, but he's actually only partially under an old sweatshirt (his tail is sticking out)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 6, 2022 15:06

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Manifisto posted:

Dunning's and Kruger's Cat (they have joint custody) is really really convinced he's hiding in a box, but he's actually only partially under an old sweatshirt (his tail is sticking out)

One day he'll learn he doesn't know poo poo about boxes.

# ? Sep 6, 2022 17:04

The Maroon Hawk

Manifisto posted:

Dunning's and Kruger's Cat (they have joint custody) is really really convinced he's hiding in a box, but he's actually only partially under an old sweatshirt (his tail is sticking out)

what a dumb animal. no signs of intelligence whatsoever.

I�ll take ten

# ? Sep 7, 2022 04:46

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you just know murphy's cat is gonna be trouble

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# ? Sep 8, 2022 21:08

tadashi

Nosfereefer posted:

you just know murphy's cat is gonna be trouble

Murphy's cat doesn't mean trouble is going to happen it just means trouble is one of the infinite possibilities that could happen.

-Aaron Sorkin's cat

# ? Sep 9, 2022 17:47

Finger Prince

If there's trouble to be had, murphy's cat will find a way to get in to it.

# ? Sep 9, 2022 17:50

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

I remember that scene from Interstellar

# ? Sep 9, 2022 18:12

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

You put two cats in the box, one dead one alive

# ? Sep 9, 2022 18:28

google THIS

"So if an atom decays, the lightbulb switches on. But because it is still in the box..."

"I've got a better idea!"

"Schrodinger! Is that a...cat?"

# ? Sep 9, 2022 22:18

Heather Papps: hello friend

the janitor at the large hadron collider, with a stray cat and a STRONG misunderstanding of the thought experiment, about to make a mess

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 9, 2022 22:29

Scuba Trooper

godwin's cat:

# ? Sep 10, 2022 00:07

Trying

I want the physicist, not the monkey!
_{...it's a cat}
What?!
_{it's a cat, bro}
...gently caress

# ? Sep 10, 2022 00:48

Ass-penny

cats are all physicists who are super fascinated with gravity. you ever watch a cat push things off a table just to watch them fall?

# ? Sep 10, 2022 05:43

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Schr�dinger stumbling through his apartment filled with prototypes of boxes, radiological elements and dead animals

# ? Sep 10, 2022 10:15

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Fredrik1 posted:

Schr�dinger stumbling through his apartment filled with prototypes of boxes, radiological elements and dead animals

now i want to see the prototype of a box

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 13:44

Manifisto

Nosfereefer posted:

now i want to see the prototype of a box

*scientist in lab coat with frizzled hair and wild eyes from having stayed awake working for 36 hours, examining a box prototype with a bottom and three sides* goddammit we're so close but its still not right!!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 12, 2022 15:07

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:44

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Manifisto posted:

*scientist in lab coat with frizzled hair and wild eyes from having stayed awake working for 36 hours, examining a box prototype with a bottom and three sides* goddammit we're so close but its still not right!!

after decades of the brightest minds of science and engineering laboring at the problem, the solution - like so often - was found in nature herself; the humble cube worm

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# ? Sep 12, 2022 16:39

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