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i went to the atm machine and put my card in but it wouldn't give me any money, because i use physical cash and carry it around in a dead cow i bought. i don't understand what the computer was saying, something about a "pin cod", and i thought it was telling me to go fishing so i went fishing instead of dealing with these mysterious contraptions. if i need to purchase any products or services i'll just ask another human for it i guess, like a physical other person just like me that i can talk to and sometimes hug if you ask them nicely
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i was at a dinner party with my happy well adjusted friends, and one of them had a problem with their "laptop computer" it had kind of fruit on there i think, and they didn't think it was a good computer. i didn't care about that at all and expressed my sympathies with her problem without feeling like i needed to fix it or that person needed to die for insulting good taste and everything i stood for. just a normal lovely dinner party lately that i go to all the time with all the time i have because i don't know what else i'd do with all my time. no-one got sick because they tried to huff micro sd cards let alone was hospitalised for weeks.
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Sep 6, 2022 01:54
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look i tried to get it "from the app store" but there's nothing called app store. i don't want games, why would i open play? what's the app store look like? no, i don't want to "play" something why do you keep telling me to go to the app with the youtube icon?
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Sep 6, 2022 01:58
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app store... maybe appliance store? or appetisers store? did they mean the bap store because that's a bakery, hope this helps
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Sep 6, 2022 02:22
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ooo, bakery could be it! my phone maker keeps talking about desserts, so that makes sense
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Sep 6, 2022 02:28
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Agile Vector posted:ooo, bakery could be it! my phone maker keeps talking about desserts, so that makes sense i think a touch tone phone is too alien and hostile, i only have a rotary dial phone because it makes a nice sound like a cat purring. the telephone company keeps coming round every time i plug it in and telling me its illegal, that it hasn't been certified for years and they're trying to ring me but it doesn't work, and i shout at them until they get tired and agree to arm wrestle for it and i win every time because they're just pasty nerds and i have a well developed physique from doing any amount of physical activity at all and excellent arm wrestle techniques that my dad taught me because we have a good relationship
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I am happy and have many fulfilling hobbies. I only masturbate on a occasion while imagining pleasant and socially-acceptable things
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Sep 6, 2022 04:56
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hell yeah, i love being socially acceptable, and being accepted in turn by society. it feels so good to know i have so much in common with everyone i'm in proximity to, especially neighbours who are like friends and family, considerate and helpful, and we all help each other get ahead. it just feels like we're all happy little interchangeable cells in one happy little organism
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Sep 6, 2022 05:13
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whats computer
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Sep 6, 2022 07:48
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*uses windows*
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Sep 6, 2022 09:09
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*calls nephew* you love sitting at computer right? well my computer is broken
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chaosbreather posted:i went to the atm machine and put my card in but it wouldn't give me any money, because i use physical cash and carry it around in a dead cow i bought. i don't understand what the computer was saying, something about a "pin cod", and i thought it was telling me to go fishing so i went fishing instead of dealing with these mysterious contraptions. if i need to purchase any products or services i'll just ask another human for it i guess, like a physical other person just like me that i can talk to and sometimes hug if you ask them nicely chaosbreather posted:i was at a dinner party with my happy well adjusted friends, and one of them had a problem with their "laptop computer" it had kind of fruit on there i think, and they didn't think it was a good computer. i didn't care about that at all and expressed my sympathies with her problem without feeling like i needed to fix it or that person needed to die for insulting good taste and everything i stood for. just a normal lovely dinner party lately that i go to all the time with all the time i have because i don't know what else i'd do with all my time. no-one got sick because they tried to huff micro sd cards let alone was hospitalised for weeks. clicked the thread thinking this was a fine subject for a joke or two, then was faced with tl;dr*2, and voted 1.
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Sep 6, 2022 18:02
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i go to google, type forums.somethingawful.com into the search box and click on the link
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i unironically find myself doing that because i choose the autocomplete in my browser and it is for some reason a search for a full url rather than going to the url, which i've frequently visited before. i also failed to understand how "connections" channels in slack interact with free slack workspaces the other day. so, yeah, i am now for real the person not knowing computers.
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Sep 6, 2022 18:12
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:i unironically find myself doing that DONT!!!!
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Sep 6, 2022 18:18
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*owns android phone, apple laptop*
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Sep 6, 2022 18:27
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*spends real money on a non-nvidia gpu*
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com pew tor?
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Cat Face Joe posted:*owns android phone, apple laptop*
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Sep 6, 2022 20:02
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hi. yeah its me. yeah i changed my laptop password and now i can t remember it and im locked out
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Sep 6, 2022 20:23
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Cat Face Joe posted:*owns android phone, apple laptop* lol
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Sep 6, 2022 20:59
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i literally know someone like that. embarrassing.
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Sep 6, 2022 20:59
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What's a 'file system'? My mac doesnt have 'file system'. did I mention I have a mac and iphone? It has the most GBs and Rose Gold™.
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Sep 6, 2022 21:03
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I need the newest iphone every year
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Sep 6, 2022 21:16
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*buys a computer from a supermarket*
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Sep 6, 2022 21:17
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where is my file? i told you its in the computer, i double clicked the save button and everything
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI
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rotor posted:i go to google, type forums.somethingawful.com into the search box and click on the link rotor i think you left a camera view link of yourself to the left of your post on my computer web screen wtf
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:rotor i think you left a camera view link of yourself to the left of your post on my computer web screen i know, its weird right? i see it too
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good.
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Sep 7, 2022 09:48
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hey siri, what’s computer
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hey kids I'm a computer
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