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Museums have all kinds of dinosaur bones but no dinosaur boners what's up with that 
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Nov 3, 2022 03:05
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Nooner posted:Museums have all kinds of dinosaur bones but no dinosaur boners what's up with that Dinosaurs actually died due to an impotence epidemic. Fossils typically don't include soft tissue.
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Nov 3, 2022 03:09
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jackassosaurus obviously
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Nov 3, 2022 03:13
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Nooner posted:Museums have all kinds of dinosaur bones but no dinosaur boners what's up with that boners are made out of meat meat rots bones prevail BONES WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!
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Nov 3, 2022 03:33
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big ol dino tiddies
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Nov 3, 2022 03:40
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Nov 3, 2022 03:45
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Nov 3, 2022 04:26
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As mentioned earlier, birds are dinosaurs, so Canada Geese win the prize. However, the first fact makes a trip to KFC much more interesting. KFD anyone? And don't get me started on thanksgiving!
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Nov 3, 2022 07:37
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Genesplicer posted:As mentioned earlier, birds are dinosaurs, so Canada Geese win the prize. However, the first fact makes a trip to KFC much more interesting. KFD anyone? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9O94UTDAJQ
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Nov 3, 2022 07:38
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Big birds crapping on everyone else, hands down.
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Nov 3, 2022 08:07
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oviraptor eat the eggs
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Nov 3, 2022 11:20
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Bula Vinaka posted:T.rex had a huge nerve connecting to its nose, so it probably smelled dead things from far away, then took the kill away from whatever was eating it. bap the poo poo out of its nose with a rolled up newspaper whats the big deal
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Nov 3, 2022 11:31
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Bula Vinaka posted:T.rex had a huge nerve connecting to its nose, so it probably smelled dead things from far away 
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Nov 3, 2022 11:35
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Horrorosaurus posted:Big birds crapping on everyone else, hands down. You might be biased here
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Nov 3, 2022 12:06
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Athanatos posted:Longisquama This picture suggests that a dinosaur suitable for storing hockey sticks in evolved millions of years before hockey was even invented. Seems doubtful. This is clearly proof of God’s plan (and that He likes hockey).
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Nov 3, 2022 13:15
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Athanatos posted:Longisquama those are stupid loving scales you don't play hockey, you've never played hockey lying little poo poo with your bullshit scales, gently caress you
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Nov 3, 2022 14:39
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Probably was the Bonersaurus.
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Nov 3, 2022 14:41
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Im the dude barking like a chihuahua as I lose my mind to this
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Nov 3, 2022 15:24
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Chinatown posted:big ol dino tiddies Hell yeah, love em
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Nov 3, 2022 19:30
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Robo Reagan posted:bap the poo poo out of its nose with a rolled up newspaper whats the big deal Vultures have a similar nerve (there is a groove for it in the skull), so T-rex was not only a scavenger, a mature adult T-rex would be big enough to scare away whatever was eating something and just take it for itself. It most likely scavenged and stole all its food. It was the biggest jackass.
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Nov 3, 2022 19:35
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These guys would just be absolutely demolishing everyone and everything with headbutts all drat day e: pachycephalosaurus you nimrods
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Nov 5, 2022 01:16
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Jillian poo poo posted:AKA Equipment manager for the 32,000,000-32,000,001 BC season of the Gondwanaland Goons in the Jurassic Hockey League You absolute buffoon, the non-avian dinosaurs had already gone extinct by then
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Nov 5, 2022 02:01
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Smugworth posted:These guys would just be absolutely demolishing everyone and everything with headbutts all drat day This one. Not the Dino but the outline of a guy, just look at that loving jackass!!
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Nov 5, 2022 20:20
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I'm more shocked that ankylosauri were only the size of a cowboy
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Nov 5, 2022 20:34
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Brontosaurus, or "Fatty Fatty Boom Boom", as the other dinosaurs used to call them.
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Nov 5, 2022 21:59
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I asked my five year old "Which dinosaur was the naughtiest" and she said Ankylosaurus.
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Nov 5, 2022 22:16
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TK8325 posted:oviraptor eat the eggs
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Nov 5, 2022 23:34
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Smugworth posted:These guys would just be absolutely demolishing everyone and everything with headbutts all drat day We need to only use niche sillouette humans at work for all size comparisons from now on. This dinosaur was roughly 2.5 mid 30's jungle adventurers tall. This skyscraper is as tall as 400 auto insurance adjusters stacked on top of one another. If you printed out every erotic Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic it would streatch as far as 15 million neckbeards lined up head to foot
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Nov 5, 2022 23:40
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I think that silhouette might be paleontologist Robert Bakker
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Nov 6, 2022 00:07
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Smugworth posted:I think that silhouette might be paleontologist Robert Bakker IMO, you gotta respect a person who never gave up on his childhood dream of being a dinosaur cowboy.
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Nov 6, 2022 00:16
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Bluemillion posted:Dinosaurs actually died due to an impotence epidemic. Fossils typically don't include soft tissue. No, that isn't why they died out. 
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Nov 6, 2022 00:20
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It's this rear end in a top hat, OP
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