I saw a tube of eczema cream on the ground and, it was a trap

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Soapyshoes: I will set each and every one of you on fire.

I was like hell yeah eczema cream! I need more because I have eczema and I could always use the cream. I walked over to it, not paying any attention to the circle of leaves around it. I picked up that 5 oz tube of cream, and (record scratch) gently caress! It's one of those traps where the rope gets all tight around your leg and hauls you up into a tree. I don't know what they're called. Google it! I don't get PAID to educate you IT'S NOT MY JOB.

Now I'm up in the tree, trapped by some freak who has a need for individuals such as my self who have exceptionally dry, irritated skin. Not sure what to do now, but log into the 'yob and post! suh dudes!

# ? Nov 18, 2022 19:38

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# ? May 4, 2024 07:29

FutonForensic

people with eczema are the most gullible shitters on earth (look it up)

# ? Nov 18, 2022 19:51

xcheopis

Soapyshoes posted:

I was like hell yeah eczema cream! I need more because I have eczema and I could always use the cream. I walked over to it, not paying any attention to the circle of leaves around it. I picked up that 5 oz tube of cream, and (record scratch) gently caress! It's one of those traps where the rope gets all tight around your leg and hauls you up into a tree. I don't know what they're called. Google it! I don't get PAID to educate you IT'S NOT MY JOB.

Now I'm up in the tree, trapped by some freak who has a need for individuals such as my self who have exceptionally dry, irritated skin. Not sure what to do now, but log into the 'yob and post! suh dudes!

Having depleted the area of local wildlife, Mary Kay's product testing team gets creative

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Nov 18, 2022 20:14

Twenty Four

laying a trap out on the ground disguised as another type of trap to catch people who really like traps

# ? Nov 19, 2022 12:47

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

that is exactly why i no longer introduce myself as "my name is [name] and i have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis"

# ? Nov 20, 2022 18:44

Shifty Nipples

that's a snare op

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Nov 20, 2022 20:14

xcheopis

Shifty Nipples posted:

that's a snare op

Trap sprung

# ? Nov 20, 2022 21:13

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# ? May 4, 2024 07:29

alexandriao

FutonForensic posted:

people with eczema are the most gullible shitters on earth (look it up)

(Columbo voice) Well- ahahaa, you got me there pal. You got me there... I guess you could say that "clears everything up", heh.

Just... one more thing...

You see uh, my wife has eczema, and no matter how hard I've tried — I even followed her around nose to heel for two whole days — I ain't never seen her poo poo... pal

Too much is always not enough!

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# ? Nov 21, 2022 01:24

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