The Incredible Sweating Man

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Admission fee of 5 cents to see Ripley's latest discovery, The Incredible Sweating Man

# ? Nov 26, 2022 04:05

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:26

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Flash photography is not forbidden, but discouraged as The Incredible Sweating Man is rather reflective

# ? Nov 26, 2022 04:06

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Visual: The Incredible Sweating Man, on a pinstripe podium under the spotlight. Exhausted breathing. He is sweating.

# ? Nov 26, 2022 04:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

can't think of a joke

# ? Nov 26, 2022 06:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

watch, as we place the incredible sweating man on a 5 degree slope, be amazed as his fluids allow him to move without walking!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 26, 2022 19:16

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

how did he get so sweaty

# ? Nov 26, 2022 23:00

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Barco Fiesta posted:

how did he get so sweaty

very carefully

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# ? Nov 26, 2022 23:02

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

moist shirts for sale at the end of the attraction, be just like him

# ? Nov 27, 2022 00:19

Goons Are Gifts

He can't use the shower anymore, it's just too much

# ? Nov 27, 2022 10:15

sb hermit

Purchase the Sweating Man Dakimakura. Includes 125 ml of synthetic "man sweat". Patent pending soft yet waterproof design ensures a night of moist bliss.

# ? Nov 27, 2022 10:46

Stoner Sloth

Barco Fiesta posted:

how did he get so sweaty

with a little help from his friends :wink:

# ? Nov 27, 2022 10:58

sb hermit

Get the sweating man experience at home with the official Moist Man kit! Includes the following tools to get your fella sweaty, including:

spicy korean ramen
ASMR script for a grueling job interview at the trolley robot factory
a game of Operation from Milton Bradley, except it has an additional pair of clamps to shock his balls if he makes a mistake

# ? Nov 27, 2022 16:45

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

i am the CEO of Old Spice and I would like to make the Incredible Sweating Man a spokesman for our products and also adopt him as my adult son

# ? Nov 27, 2022 21:04

Shifty Nipples

Barco Fiesta posted:

how did he get so sweaty

he's very flexible

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# ? Nov 28, 2022 03:35

Heather Papps: hello friend

Ghouls are Ghastly posted:

He can't use the shower anymore, it's just too much

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 28, 2022 03:51

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Incredible Sweating Man, part of a freak show with...

The Incredible Swearing Boy
The Horrifying Foot Odor Family
Menstruatia: The Spontaneously Bleeding Woman

# ? Nov 28, 2022 08:01

sb hermit

Drink-Mix Man posted:

The Incredible Sweating Man, part of a freak show with...

The Incredible Swearing Boy
The Horrifying Foot Odor Family
Menstruatia: The Spontaneously Bleeding Woman

Your freak show ticket stub is also a 25% off coupon on our new drinks at the refreshments shack! Turn in your stub to receive a one-time discount on our new themed drinks:

The Moistmaker
The Cursemaker (whiskey fireball with a dash of dave's hot sauce)
The Fungal Bouquet (151 but somehow smells like foot odor)
The Iron-deficient Maiden (bloody mary but smells like rust)

# ? Nov 28, 2022 08:51

FutonForensic

God... He's so wet...

# ? Nov 28, 2022 08:54

sb hermit

Oh sorry, this is the wrong tent. You want the Incredible Sweating Man, two tents down on the right.

Oh, you want to know what's here? Come, come! Meet the Incredible Sweater Man, who looks and acts exactly like Mr. Rogers!

# ? Nov 28, 2022 08:57

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

watching as a little car is pushed into the tent by circus clowns. the incredible sweating man squeezes into it, suddenly frowning as his incredibly sweaty shirt touches the seat

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# ? Nov 28, 2022 15:51

Farecoal: There he go

Something something Prince Andrew

# ? Nov 28, 2022 17:40

google THIS

The Incredible Sweating Man's pillow smells like a midsummer dumpster during the height of--

Wait don't try to smell the pillow yourself what the gently caress is the matter with you

google THIS fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Nov 28, 2022

# ? Nov 28, 2022 21:21

Prof. Crocodile

oh my god becky, look at his sweat! it looks so wet.

# ? Nov 28, 2022 23:32

Soapyshoes: I will set each and every one of you on fire.

stop doxxing me

# ? Nov 29, 2022 16:56

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Tourist: you're so cool

I. Sweating Man: it can be a challenge sometimes *wiiiiipes brow* but what I do, I do for the children

Menstruatia: *rolling eyes*

# ? Nov 29, 2022 17:16

Twenty Four

sb hermit posted:

Oh sorry, this is the wrong tent. You want the Incredible Sweating Man, two tents down on the right.

Oh, you want to know what's here? Come, come! Meet the Incredible Sweater Man, who looks and acts exactly like Mr. Rogers!

I'd go hang out in the Mr. Rogers tent for sure.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 00:39

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:26

sb hermit

Twenty Four posted:

I'd go hang out in the Mr. Rogers tent for sure.

# ? Dec 1, 2022 06:54

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