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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

How Wonderful! posted:

when I was in college I was on a long car trip with this guy I barely knew and he was really boring me with his monologue so for some reason I told him that ever since I went vegan I only had to go to the bathroom once a month, just to change the subject, and he believed me, so for the rest of my time if I knew he was around I had to hold it in

now THAT is advanced :crossarms:

# ? Dec 5, 2022 19:45

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:03

Stoner Sloth

the werner von braun - you eat enough spicy food, beans, stool softeners and things that will give you the shits to provide the liquid propellant to achieve lift off. this technique has a dark history, having emerged from the reeking bowels of the nazi war machine after operation toilet paperclip retrieved scientists with access to this advanced research where it was further studied and perfected by NASSA

# ? Dec 6, 2022 12:53

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i flush my poops down with a single blow from a pog slammer

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 6, 2022 14:42

Ass-penny

How Wonderful! posted:

when I was in college I was on a long car trip with this guy I barely knew and he was really boring me with his monologue so for some reason I told him that ever since I went vegan I only had to go to the bathroom once a month, just to change the subject, and he believed me, so for the rest of my time if I knew he was around I had to hold it in

# ? Dec 7, 2022 00:22

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

Cross your legs while sitting to make your butt numb. Feels like someone else is pooping out of your butt

# ? Dec 7, 2022 16:59

Escape From Noise

FutonForensic posted:

the sprinkler method: spinning while making GBS threads. if you can get a 3 meter radius of poo poo, everyone gets to go home

This u?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-jXMeo4a4k

# ? Dec 8, 2022 02:00

Escape From Noise

Excreting your waste through your pores.

# ? Dec 8, 2022 02:03

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

southpaw side saddle

# ? Dec 8, 2022 04:00

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

gangnam style

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# ? Dec 8, 2022 04:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

covered and smothered :yum:

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# ? Dec 8, 2022 05:25

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

covered and smothered

# ? Dec 8, 2022 05:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Escape From Noise posted:

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oh yeah

# ? Dec 8, 2022 05:33

Ass-penny

Escape From Noise posted:

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now there's a smiley I haven't seen before

# ? Dec 8, 2022 08:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

now there's a smiley I haven't seen before

I was impressed when u did the poop eyes :eyepoop:

I recall it being v appropriate when u did it :hf:

# ? Dec 8, 2022 09:01

Ass-penny

Areola Grande posted:

I was impressed when u did the poop eyes

I recall it being v appropriate when u did it

lol that was on this page. it's the perfect response to HW's story honestly

# ? Dec 8, 2022 10:39

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Twenty Four posted:

Expecting trip reports!

This was a very difficult task you have set me on, but it is finally done. Detaching toilet paper from the roll made me remember that rolls are wheels and wheels have a habit of rotating! It is impossible to stop a rotating wheel without an unoccupied hand. I ended up cheating and using my elbow. Overall unpleasant experience

# ? Dec 14, 2022 07:05

Bodyholes

My proctologist told me to poop no more than 2 minutes a day total, for my health. So I am Sonic the Poo Hog now, gotto go fast.

That's my technique thanks for listening BYOB.

# ? Dec 14, 2022 18:52

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HAIKOOLIGAN

Stoner Sloth posted:

NASSA

# ? Dec 14, 2022 19:15

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

In today's fast-paced go, go, go world, who has time for pooping? Sitting on the toilet once or twice a day to poop? There has to be a better way!

Just hold it in for days or weeks, then let go all at once for a gigantic time-saving poop, and marvel at how much you've freed up your schedule. Problem solved!

# ? Dec 14, 2022 19:18

Prof. Crocodile

none of that fancy pooping for me. just squat behind a hedge and wipe with leaves the way the lord intended. sometimes my coworkers at the garden supply store give me dirty looks, but i'm not there to make friends.

# ? Dec 16, 2022 16:45

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:03

Escape From Noise

The rabbit. Eat a lot of grass until you fire highly compressed turds from your b hole

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# ? Dec 16, 2022 18:55

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