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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




now you can be fresh and clean on the go

where ever you are

whenever you like

who ever you are

what a time to be alive

with the best travel bidet of 2023.



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




save dollars this year

after you acquire

the best travel bidet of 2023.



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Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




no more need to bury anymore

with the best travel bidet of 2023.



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Dumb Sex-Parrot
:goku: the best travel bidet of 2023 :goku:






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

FutonForensic

thank loving christ


Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
you can go literally anywhere with the best travel bidet of 2023



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


What ever happened to scooting your butt across the lawn?

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

What ever happened to scooting your butt across the lawn?

best travel bidet of 2023 can scoot across the lawn with you!



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




irrevocably change your life as I did

with the best travel bidet of 2023!



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




wife: “why are you so excited darling?”
me, emotional: “the best travel bidet of 2023 is here!”



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

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Youremother

MORT

Same old scam where they just change a few options and give it a new bezel and you have to buy it all over again every single year. My travel bidet from 2017 works fine, thank you.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Where's your bidet?
No idea. Probably traveling

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.






Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

VANISHER

HEATHER PAPPS

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Jhordhynne

the russians used a water bottle

Quadramind

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Jhordhynne posted:

the russians used a water bottle

what do mathematicians do when they have constipation?
they work it out with a pencil

p.s. the best travel bidet of 2023 is here



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Stoner Sloth

Dr. Honked posted:

you can go literally anywhere with the best travel bidet of 2023


Simsmagic

im beautiful



feel safe, trendy, and fulfilled wherever you go. with the best travel bidet of 2023


thank you dumb sex-parrot for the wonderful sig!

Finger Prince


Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.




mother-in-law, looking out the window to the front garden: “what is he doing in the front garden?!!!”

my wife, proudly: “using the best travel bidet of 2023!”.



Platinum User Pot Smoke Phoenix!

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Ass-penny

have bidet, will travel


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

RepeatingMeme


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


The best travel bidet of 2023 is Y2K compliant and it is HERE!



Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
i'm excited to see what innovations Johnny Bidet reveals at the bidetcon 2k23 keynote



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Finger Prince


Disrupting the travel bidet industry by rebranding home enema kits

Shifty Nipples
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
i keep meaning to post a picture of one of those garden sprayers and then not doing it


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

RepeatingMeme


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Travel bidet? You simply havent tried a real travel bidet if you don't have the best travel bidet of 2023! This is real, its here now!



Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

Stoner Sloth

Finger Prince posted:

Disrupting the travel bidet industry by rebranding home enema kits

simply filling your rear end with water in advance - Be Your Own Bidet

Dumb Sex-Parrot
*al bundy sitting on the couch, one hand tucked into the lining of his pants, looking exasperated when there is a knock on the door*,

Al: Peg! The best travel bidet of 2023 is here!






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

Stoner Sloth

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

*al bundy sitting on the couch, one hand tucked into the lining of his pants, looking exasperated when there is a knock on the door*,

Al: Peg! The best travel bidet of 2023 is here!

<toilet flushing sound effect followed by rowdy cheers and applause>

Moo Cowabunga

[Office Worker.






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Twenty Four


Quadramind

The best travel bidet of 2023, pictured below, is here

Shifty Nipples
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Quadramind posted:

The best travel bidet of 2023, pictured below, is here


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
"eyyy im using The best Travel Bidet of 2023 ova hewoh! "






thank you Saoshyantx4, Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss for the excellent signature

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