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War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
He talks like a Libertarian sure but I kind of feel like he'd actually vote Democrat or Labour in 2024

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
SmcD would be one of those billionaires who does videos earnestly asking politicians to tax him more, comfortable in his knowledge that this will never happen

Also 100% would have avoided being on the Epstein flight logs due to being a duck and flying himself to the island

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Making a giant swimming pool filled with guillotines

bigstupidjellyfish
Oct 25, 2010

the sex ghost posted:

SmcD would be one of those billionaires who does videos earnestly asking politicians to tax him more, comfortable in his knowledge that this will never happen

Also 100% would have avoided being on the Epstein flight logs due to being a duck and flying himself to the island

uh umm... he has a plane... its piloted by launchpad mcquack... you know, aka darkwing duck's sidekick?

so um... yeah... maybe do some research next time you want to tell a "joke" on here...

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


bigstupidjellyfish posted:

uh umm... he has a plane... its piloted by launchpad mcquack... you know, aka darkwing duck's sidekick?

so um... yeah... maybe do some research next time you want to tell a "joke" on here...

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
How does Mr McQuack find the time?

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

uh umm... he has a plane... its piloted by launchpad mcquack... you know, aka darkwing duck's sidekick?

so um... yeah... maybe do some research next time you want to tell a "joke" on here...

Sounds like this duck and those in his employ have questions to answer

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

In order to bring ‘guests’ to Little Saint Duck island, Launchpad McQuack got a submarine pilot’s license from the same school that taught the Beagle Brothers, who went on to train Colombian death squads.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


bigstupidjellyfish posted:

uh umm... he has a plane... its piloted by launchpad mcquack... you know, aka darkwing duck's sidekick?

so um... yeah... maybe do some research next time you want to tell a "joke" on here...

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Professor Ludwig Von Drake had quite the record before Operation Paperclip whitewashed it.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



War and Pieces posted:

He talks like a Libertarian sure but I kind of feel like he'd actually vote Democrat or Labour in 2024

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

bigstupidjellyfish posted:

uh umm... he has a plane... its piloted by launchpad mcquack... you know, aka darkwing duck's sidekick?

so um... yeah... maybe do some research next time you want to tell a "joke" on here...

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
I'm afraid that campaign finance laws mean there is no way to know who is funneling millions of gold coins into the Scrooge McPAC

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Scrooge McDuck funds a large network of think tanks and media personalities to lobby for a return to the gold standard and an end to child labor laws

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Scrooge is fictional so I can enjoy his adventures, unlike real billionaires.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
i hear that his nephew was political during ww2, which calls scrooge's involvement into question

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

huey and dewey, who have inherited their great-uncle’s love of adventure, will be spared during the duck-volution

louie, who inherited only his love for gold, must unfortunately wind up against the wall

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


he never actually spends his wealth so I don't think he cares about accruing more than he can swim in. I suspect he'd vote socialist simply to preserve exclusive access to that pleasure

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
gizmo duck's a cop

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


hes a tory in the UK, probably a dem in the US yeah

i mean in the UK hes literally just Mogg. he has a whole personal ideology that hes built around being christian but also thinking state charity is a sin
thats pretty much scrooge thought

i guess its kinda cheatin since the OG Scrooge is literally just a british tory and british toires havent really changed since then

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
Are Scots even allowed to be Tory?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

MonsieurChoc posted:

Scrooge is fictional so I can enjoy his adventures, unlike real billionaires.

Scrooge McDuck is capitalist propaganda and the fact you enjoy his adventures indicates you have a weak mind.

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Weka posted:

Scrooge McDuck is capitalist propaganda and the fact you enjoy his adventures indicates you have a weak mind.

am I still allowed to watch Darkwing Duck, The Mighty Ducks and Quack Pack?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

War and Pieces posted:

am I still allowed to watch Darkwing Duck, The Mighty Ducks and Quack Pack?

Enjoying things is counter revolutionary, sorry

TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside


SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

I'm Hillarv the Clinton! Is Mr. McDuck in?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

War and Pieces posted:

am I still allowed to watch Darkwing Duck, The Mighty Ducks and Quack Pack?

I presume 'Batman but a duck' is even worse!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Weka posted:

I presume 'Batman but a duck' is even worse!

he was more like the shadow or the phantom because the writers of childrens entertainment at disney at the time were all like 100 years old

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
bump

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

War and Pieces posted:

How does Mr McQuack find the time?

He works for Scrooge by day and Darkwing by night, and sleeps while driving between Duckburg and St Canard, this is canon.

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